Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirt

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Impulse Tote Bag

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Biotechnology University (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt

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If you work in the biotechnology field, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of all key parts, along with the Varsity lettering "Biotechnology University". Showcase your knowledge of biotechnology with any of these memorable molecular biology gifts!

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Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci 2 Inch Square Magnet

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay T Shirt

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No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest -- will enjoy any of these timeless signage humor gifts!

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Tee Shirt

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The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells!

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Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside Nephron Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your renal attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take on a key component of the human body's execretory system today! Great gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter (Brain) 2 Inch Round Magnet

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Do you like to take a break now and then? Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of brainy humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain. Includes the saying: "Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter". No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy!

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Summarizing Statistics Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Dartboard

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No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Stamps

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Showcase your wry astronomical sense of humor with this stamp featuring a warning sign that says the following "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Great gift for any astronomer or fan of meteors!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Greeting Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Letterhead

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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Mature RNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pi On A Pie) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical geek humor for all who love to eat and think pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Rectangular Belt Buckles

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No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) T Shirts

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Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on these memorable math and geometry attitude gifts. Make others do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like with any of these geometry geek gifts!

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