Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 24, 2015

Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Love Bacteria Only Culture Some People Have Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a microbiologist to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts feature a labeled prokaryote, along with the saying "Love Bacteria - They Are Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take about bacteria with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Adult Apron

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Square Sticker

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Dart Boards

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Shirts

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No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry, the Euler line, pronounced "oiler", is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle, including the orthocenter, the circumcenter, the centroid, and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) T Shirt

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No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Samsung Galaxy S3 Cover

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Beekeeper Inside (Black White Bee Drawing) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your apiarist side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a black and white bee drawing along with the saying "Beekeeper Inside".

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DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter (DNA Strands) Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication, both leading and lagging strands, complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". You'll enjoy any of these educational gifts featuring this timeless life advice! Perfect gifts for geneticists, biologists, scientists, and those who understand the nature of what really matter in life!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy any of these transportation warning sign gifts featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable gifts for all fans of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham and all with a wry sense of economics humor!

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Sunday, August 23, 2015

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative T-shirt

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No need to think outside of the box to enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics sayings featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box!

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Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert Shirts

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Fans of Central Asia will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery of a "Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert". The Taklimakan Desert is also the Taklamakan Desert, one of the largest sandy deserts in the world. No need to be a geographer, meteorologist, or fan of China to enjoy this vivid dust storm photo from outer space on this gift tee. Perfect gift for those who admire viewing sandy deserts from a distance!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Dartboards

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Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Dart Board

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Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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