Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Jumbo Tote Bag

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Helicopter Parent Inside (Sign) Tee Shirts

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Are you a helicopter parent? Showcase your wry parental style with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a heliport, along with the saying "Helicopter Parent Inside". Make others do a double-take about the way that you parent with a dose of transportation sign humor today!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Astronomers and meteor fans with a wry sense of humor will enjoy introducing themselves with these customizable business cards featuring a meteor flying past a city along with the following truism saying: "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Letterhead

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No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Eukaryote University (Animal Cell) T Shirts

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As an animal, you have eukaryotic cells -- cells that have an enclosed nucleus. Showcase your animal cell side with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these "Eukaryote University" gifts complete with Jersey lettering and labels of all key parts. Tongue-in-cheek cellular biology humor for all who study animal cells. Make others do a double-take about exactly what you are and what you are studying!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Dartboards

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Awards

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Tshirt

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No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry, the Euler line, pronounced "oiler", is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle, including the orthocenter, the circumcenter, the centroid, and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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Which Hominoid Are You? (Skeletons Humor) Dart Board

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Showcase your wry evolutionary sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring various hominoid skeletons along with the rhetorical question: "Which Hominoid Are You?" Old World anthropoid mammals, more specifically a clade of tailless catarrhine primates, belonging to the biological superfamily Hominoidea, are known as Hominoids.

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Round Clock

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Dart Boards

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) Stationery

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Laptop Commuter Bag

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this laptop bag featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor laptop bag gift for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Jumbo Tote Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Deoxyribonucelic Acid (DNA) Mendel Darwin T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to find humor in the following life saying about DNA: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) What Charles Darwin Couldn't Guess What Gregor Mendel Didn't Know". Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism featuring DNA replication, complete with the leading strand and the lagging strand and all key labels. Educational attitude for all who know about DNA!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Do You Know About Circulation In Macroeconomics? Tie

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No matter which country you live in, you are affected by macroeconomics, a branch of economics that deals with the performance, structure, and behavior of the economy of the entire community, either a nation, a region, or the entire world. Make others do a double-take with intelligent thought with any of these thought-provoking economics cheat sheet gifts featuring the circulation in macroeconomics. Ask yourself and others the key question: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics" No need to be an economist or economics major to enjoy!

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