Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 17, 2015

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Round Clock

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: skin, warning, anatomy, dermatologist, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, dermatology, humor, geek, saying

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Shirts

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Round Clock

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Letterhead

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

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Physician Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tshirt

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Are you a physician from a family of physicians? Showcase your wry physician side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication and the saying "Physician Genes Inside". Make everyone do a double-take about exactly what type of genes you truly have with a dose of molecular biology humor today!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Found iPhone 5/5S Covers

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No need to be an economist to enjoy surfing the web and text with any of these cases featuring the supply-and-demand curve. Comes with the economic truism saying: "Equilibrium is well-defined in theory, but often not found in practice." Make others do a double-take at the difference between theory and practice with a dose of economics attitude today!

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My Wife & My Mother-In-Law (Optical Ilusion) Laptop Bags

tagged with: my wife and my mother-in-law, optical illusion, illusion, brain teaser, gestalt, geek, humor, attitude, psyche, words and unwords, psychology

Showcase your knowledge of gestalt the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the infamous optical illusion "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law".

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: office humor, corporate restructuring ahead, words and unwords, warning, sign, organizational psychology, transportation sign, mergers and acquisitions, humor, geek humor

Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) Shirt

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Wrist Watches

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Nephrologists will enjoy this anatomical geek humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence".

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Team Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a biologist, chemist, or biochemist to enjoy Krebs cycle humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the scientific truism caption "Team Biochemistry". Showcase where you get your energy from with a dose of scientific attitude today with these memorable biochem gifts!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Pet Tags

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No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Round Wall Clock

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Letterhead

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent 390721 By Tesla Classic White Coffee Mug

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Father of the radio and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla was a significant contributor in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Recreated here is Nikola Tesla's patent 390721 of the "dynamic electric machine" -- better known as the AC dynamo on any of these gifts. Nikola Tesla's AC dynamo was used to generate alternate current, which itself was used to transport electricity across great distances. Any of these gifts are perfect for scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all who love today's wireless world!

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Carl Linnaeus Father Of Modern Taxonomy Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Naturalists, botanists, and biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Carl Linnaeus, Swedish botanist, physician, and zoologist, who laid the foundations for the modern scheme of binomial nomenclature in the 18th century. Linnaeus lived from 1707 to 1778 and is known as the "Father Of Modern Taxonomy". Memorable educational gifts for all fans of Linnaeus, also known as Carl von Linné after ennoblement or by his Latin name Carolus Linnæus.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Round Wall Clock

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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