Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 17, 2015

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Watch

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Showcase your wry organic chemistry Krebs cycle side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a diagram of the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Classic geek attitude gift - no need to be a chemist, biochemist, or biologist to enjoy!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored)

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Award

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Laptop Decal

tagged with: beauty, words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, saying, skin deep, medical, dermatologist, cannot be just skin deep, geek humor

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tshirts

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Belt Buckles

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Jabberwocky Poem (Lewis Carroll Through Looking) Skin For The iPhone 4S

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Showcase your Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the Jabberwock as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There", along with the poem itself. Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans!

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I Don't Take Vacations (Bee) Beverage Pitcher

tagged with: i don't take vacations, bee, apiarist, beekeeper, vacation humor, work humor, bee illustration, words and unwords, bee humor, bee attitude, bee saying

Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy any of these bee attitude gifts featuring an illustration of a bee along with the saying "I Don't Take Vacations". Make others do a double-take at how hard-working bees truly are in the animal kingdom!

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) T Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Computer Bag

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, competition, words and unwords, quote, quotation

Showcase your artistic side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his timeless quotes that any painter of nature can identify with: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Wristwatch

tagged with: value investing, value investor, look down not up, margin of safety, signage, transportation sign, humor, benjamin graham, words and unwords, economics, attitude, funny, investor, investing, stock market, money, car going off bridge

If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy this watch featuring a car going off of a bridge along with the the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable watch gift for any fan of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham with a quirky sense of economics humor!

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Tees

tagged with: office humor, corporate restructuring ahead, words and unwords, warning, sign, organizational psychology, transportation sign, mergers and acquisitions, humor, geek humor

Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse (Picture Earth) Tshirt

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Global warming is and has been happening for quite some time. Showcase your scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of the Larsen B Ice Shelf collapse. Vivid imagery gifts that will surely get others talking about the consequences of global warming. Perfect educational science gift for all fans and advocates of the existence of Antarctica, the ice continent!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Round Wall Clocks

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No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry nephron humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". Nephrologists will enjoy any of these anatomical saying gifts!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) Round Pendant Necklace

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Showcase your biochemical side with this necklace gift featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC) -- along with the scientific truism "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable gift for all fans of biochemical energy!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, humor, geek, funny, attitude, math, mathematician, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with these stats attitude gifts today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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See What Schooling Has Done To Me (Vesalius) Cake Pick

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Schooling humor gifts featuring skeleton leaning on pedestal along with the saying "See What Schooling Has Done To Me". Featuring Vesalius's classic skeleton leaning on a pedestal, with a skull underneath its hand. Memorable graduation geek humor gifts for any graduate who feels likes a skeleton after all of the studying in school!

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