Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside Letterhead

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Do you frequently feel as hot as the Sun at times? No need to be an astronomer or a fan of the Sun to enjoy any of these wry geek humor gifts featuring a cut-out of the Sun, with parts labeled, along with the following saying: "Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of tongue-in-cheek astronomical attitude today!

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Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) T-shirt

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No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with these gifts with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude gifts for all with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Candy Jar

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Love Is An Elemental Matter (Periodic Table) Dart Boards

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If you love chemistry or are in love and believe that love is an elemental matter, you'll enjoy any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in fancy script: "Love Is An Elemental Matter".

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) 2 Inch Square Button

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Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation iPhone 4/4S Cases

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Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Small Square Tile

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Letterhead

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Tshirts

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Kitchen Towel

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote iPhone 5 Cover

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Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Bicycle Playing Cards

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Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Jumbo Tote Bag

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Wristwatches

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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a cross-out over a supply-and-demand curve graph along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about money matters: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium".

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A Definition Of Jerk (Physics Equation Humor) T-shirts

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Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants!

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Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Note Pad

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Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"

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