Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tags

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that any duplicate bridge player can relate to: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". Great gifts for any competitive duplicate bridge player!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Showcase your wry da Vinci side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a tile of an illustration featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with the saying "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers."

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Often iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: supply-and-demand curve, economics, economist, humor, equilibrium, truism, psychology, rational behavior, geek, words and unwords, saying, psyche, irrational behavior, attitude, money, shopping

If you are frequently not in equilibrium - from an economics and psychological perspective - you'll enjoy any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the supply-and-demand graph along with the wry economics truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Not Often Found In Practice". Memorable gifts for all who seek economic equilibrium but often never find it.

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Letterhead

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Small Square Tile

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Dishes

tagged with: physics, chemistry, physicist, nuclear physics, quantum, nuclear, down quark, anti-neutrino, beta-negative decay, words and unwords, quark, quantum physics, up quark, emission, boson, electron, antineutrino, explanation, illustration, scientific, diagram, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, educational, physics teacher, decay, neutron rich nuclei, educational resources

Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Laptop Bag

tagged with: citric acid cycle machinery, embedded within, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, saying, humor

Showcase your wry citric acid / Krebs cycle side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the scientific truism "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within".

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Watch

tagged with: photosynthesis, chloroplast, light-dependent reaction, the original green energy source, green energy, environmentalist, science humor, geek, biology, words and unwords, biologist, scientist, attitude, educational, saying, truism, science in society

No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with this watch featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today the next time you tell time!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: bell curve, statistical, words and unwords, inside, statistical outlier inside, statistics, outlier, statistician, geek humor, normal distribution curve

No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine (Java Duke) Letterhead

tagged with: mini-vacations are part of, my routine, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, java, words and unwords, software developer, software engineer, programmer, coder, geek, humor, saying, vacation attitude, attitude, software development, fish tank, fishbowl environment

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying "Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine". Make others do a double-take at what is truly routine for you with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor today!

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, anatomical, awakened, awakened brain inside, psyche, geek

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Wrist Watch

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Tell time with a dose of astronomical attitude with this watch featuring an artist's rendition of what a black hole looks like along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape".

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T-shirt

tagged with: the rock cycle,rocks,geology,earth science,geologist,earth scientist,rock fan,rock hound,scientist,words and unwords,geek,attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Round Clocks

tagged with: wine grape berry, anatomy, anatomical, grape, berry, diagram, educational, biology, biological, words and unwords, scientific, wine grape, botany, botanical, fruit, attitude, geek, science, scientist, wine maker, educational resources

No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Tie

tagged with: nikola tesla,wireless,genius,scientist,scientific man,does not aim,immediate result,lives,labors,words and unwords,inspirational,hopes,quote,quotation,physicist,wizard of wireless,advanced ideas,planter,future,lay the foundation

Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: pie humor, mathematician, mathematical constant, eat pi, words and unwords, math, math pi, geek humor, a world filled with pi, pi on baked pie

Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: heart attack survivor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, pain killer, molecule, molecular structure, acetylsalicylic acid, aspirin, chemistry, geek humor

Do you take aspirin on a daily basis? Are you a runner who needs to take aspirin as a pain-killer after lengthy runs? Showcase your wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the aspirin molecule, known as acetylsalicylic acid, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Make others do a double-take regarding what you are powered by and what keeps you going!

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