Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, i am comfortable in my, anatomical, own skin, dermatologist, skin anatomy, geek humor, medical

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Decal For iPad 2

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) Case-Mate iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Travel Bag Tag

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Science Observation Things Possible Prescience May Letterhead

tagged with: polymath, though but slowly, genius, observation, prescience, science quote, observe, leonardo da vinci, words and unwords, da vinci, quote

Showcase your knowledge of both science and prescience with any of these Leonardo da Vinci genius quotation gifts. Quote says: "Science is the observation of things possible, whether present or past; prescience is the knowledge of things which may come to pass, though but slowly." Renaissance scientist, inventor, and artist, da Vinci's words of wisdom about science and prescience are still applicable in these modern times! Inspirational quote gifts featuring da Vinci's self-portrait for all who look to the future!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Often Postage

tagged with: supply-and-demand curve, economics, economist, humor, equilibrium, truism, psychology, rational behavior, geek, words and unwords, saying, psyche, irrational behavior, attitude, money, shopping

Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the supply-and-demand curve in equilibrium along with the following truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Often Not Found In Practice".

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Watches

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Tell time with a dose of optical illusion / gestalt phenomenon attitude with this watch featuring "My Wife and My Mother-In-Law". View both images at the same time the next time you tell time!

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) Tees

tagged with: yield to adventure,sign humor,signs,humor,signage humor,attitude,yield,signage,adventurous,words and unwords,saying,yield sign,transportation sign humor

Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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Monday, August 10, 2015

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Samsung Galaxy SII Cases

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: proof that life is relative, entanglement, when you think within, words and unwords, quantum mechanics, physics, quantum physics, within the box, geek saying, relativity, schrödinger's cat, geek humor

Showcase your wry scientific / quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Schrödinger's cat paradox along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics - Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Tongue-in-cheek physics attitude for all who understand is-the-cat-alive-or-dead issues in the field of quantum mechanics!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Candy Dish

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, energy, tricarboxylic acid cycle, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel with a dose of biochemical geek humor today!

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Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine (Java Duke) Watches

tagged with: mini-vacations are part of, my routine, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, java, words and unwords, software developer, software engineer, geek, software development, programmer, coder, humor, saying, vacation attitude, attitude, fish tank, fishbowl environment

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this watch featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying "Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine". Make others do a double-take at what is truly routine for you with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor the next time you tell time!

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) 16 Oz Frosted Glass Beer Mug

tagged with: insufficient storage inside, brain anatomy, anatomy, brain, brainy, anatomical, inside, insufficient storage, words and unwords, geek, attitude, humor, saying, psyche, psychology, medical, funny

Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tees

tagged with: bell curve, statistical, words and unwords, inside, statistical outlier inside, statistics, outlier, statistician, geek humor, normal distribution curve

No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Wrist Watch

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, geek, math, words and unwords, psyche, humor, funny, attitude, mathematician, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with this geek humor watch today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) Letterhead

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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