Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 09, 2015

Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Wrist Watch

tagged with: three classes of people, visualization, visualization of ideas, those who see, those who do not see, leonardo da vinci, genius, three types of people, words and unwords, da vinci self portrait, visual, renaissance, class, wisdom, quote, quotation, psyche, psychology, personality, attitude, polymath, scientist, inventor, engineer, artist, writer, perception, imagine, imagination, inspirational, vision, possibilities, entrepreneur

Showcase your existential intellectual side the next time you tell time with this Leonardo da Vinci quote watch featuring a self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his timeless quotations on the three classes of people that there are in the world: "There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see."

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Do Not Agitate Or Panic It Won't Do You Any Good Wristwatches

tagged with: do not agitate or panic, stock market, 1929 stock market crash, economics, words and unwords, won't do you any good, geek, humor, economics advice, market panic, econ, economist, attitude, advice, saying, economics humor, sarcasm, agitate, money

If you are handling a financial or fiscal crisis, do so with a dose of wry economic humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the 1929 crash in New York City along with the saying "Do Not Agitate Or Panic It Won't Do You Any Good". Sound econ advice watch gift for all who have experienced the downward side of the economic cycle!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Letterhead

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) iPod Touch 4G Skin

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

Is sleep your favorite modus operandi? Showcase your signage sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a sign of a person sleeping/resting in a bed along with the saying in Baby Blocks font: "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi". Make others do a double-take about what is your usual m.o. today!

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Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: grow the ecosystem, software developer, software engineer, bug droid, bugroid, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, android softwware developer, software development

Showcase your wry Android software developer side with this laptop bag featuring Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on its belly along with the saying in Droid font "Grow The Ecosystem". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of geek style today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Watch

tagged with: love your kidneys, kidney, nephron, they are vital to life, biology, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, dialysis patient, anatomy, excretory organ, love letter font, humor, attitude, dialysis

Nephrologists will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Commuter Bag

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny

Krebs cycle humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the following scientific geek truism saying: "I Function On A Complex Cycle". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, software development, software engineers, software developers, nuts and bolts, open source, drill down to the, programmer, geek humor, geek saying

Open source advocates who program in Java and beyond will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek unofficial Java mascot Duke gifts featuring Duke wielding a chainsaw and jack hammer along with the following truism saying: "Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts & Bolts". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do on a daily basis!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen Messenger Bag

tagged with: think, brain, anatomy, human brain, advice, geek, psyche, make the neuronal connections happen, saying, words and unwords, humor, attitude, psychologist, neurologist, medical, medicine

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of anatomical humor with this Rickshaw messenger bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence (Stats) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: life is nothing but, bell curve existence, bell curve, existential, psyche, stats, percentages, geek, words and unwords, statistics, humor, educational, statistician, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, psychology, statistical, saying, funny, truism

Statistical humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence". No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Beverage Coaster

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Beverage Coasters

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: words and unwords, 1 to 5 quadrillion, neuron, synapse, inside, quadrillion, neurotransmitter, medicine, anatomy, geek humor

Showcase your wry anatomical and neurological side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside".

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Galaxy SIII Cover

tagged with: the wizard of the west, nikola tesla, tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, wireless, genius, serbian-american, father of radio, words and unwords

Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Skins For Laptops

tagged with: this machine is powered by, words and unwords, chemistry, medical, nitroglycerin, medicine, molecular structure, geek humor, chemical molecule, powered by

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Stamp

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math geek attitude today!

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