Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, August 06, 2015

This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Letterhead

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these warning sign gifts!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: yield to discipline, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, transportation sign humor, attitude, advice, words and unwords, disciplinarian

Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Drink Coasters

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Square Pendant Necklace

tagged with: theory of relativity, physics, lorenz transformation inside, lorenz transformation, words and unwords, light cone spacetime diagram, physicist, space, time, relative, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Cloth Place Mat

tagged with: satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, egypt, egyptian, sunglint on the nile, words and unwords, landscape, visible earth, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Dart Board

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: aerobic process inside, inside, aerobic, krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, words and unwords, science, humor, geek, attitude, saying, biochemistry, biology, chemistry, atp, energy, educational, scientist, scientific

Showcase your wry scientific biochemical energy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Aerobic Process Inside". Make others do a double-take at how you generate energy today!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) iPad 3 Skin

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Sleeves For iPads

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, discombobulated, anatomical, discombobulated mind inside, brainy, geek humor, psyche

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this soft-sided case featuring all parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Memorable geek humor gift for anyone with a discombobulated brain from time to time!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Galaxy S3 Covers

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Bag Tag

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Round Wall Clock

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Cell Components Inside Decals For Kindle Fire

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron Synapse) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: take the synaptic leap think, neuron, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, neurologist, scientist, thinker, philosopher, words and unwords, geek advice, geek, attitude, humor, saying, truism, psychologist, advice, think, funny

Wry anatomical neuron / synapse attitude is found on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological fun with these memorable neuronal saying gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: rarefied gases, alternate currents, quote, inventor, words and unwords, physicist, physics, alternating current, nikola tesla, tesla quote

Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: educational, cell membrane, atp, words and unwords, proton pump, biochemist, mitochondria, v class proton pump, cellular membrane, biology, humor, protons, biochemistry, biologist, membrane protein, geek, attitude, scientist, educational resources

Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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