Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Postage

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

Showcase your wry math and geometry side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in evolution along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Evolving Cube Inside".

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Towel

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Letterhead

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Monday, August 03, 2015

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: software developer inside, bug droid, bug droid font, software development, android, bug droid letters, saying, open source, words and unwords, software engineer, geek humor, software developer

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Travel Bag Tag

tagged with: matter, quantum physics, quantum physicist, view matter, very seriously, higgs field, higgs boson, particle physics, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, leptons, quarks, photons, quantum mechanics, physics, physicist, attitude

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Poster

tagged with: words and unwords, biochemical energy, biochemistry, biochemist, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, filled with biochemical energy, geek humor, tricarboxylic acid cycle, chemistry, tcac

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying that many will agree with: "Filled With Biochemical Energy". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Letterhead

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Wrapping Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor T-shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, statistical confidence, i am right about 95, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, 95 percent of the time, geek, 95 percent confident

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: penicillin, geek, chemical molecule, medicine, humor, mold, take penicillin, words and unwords, biochemistry, life saying, funny, chemistry, chemist, structure, medical, pathologist, doctor, sarcasm, saying

No need to be working in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor featuring the penicillin molecule. Specifically, Penicillin is a group of antibiotics derived from Penicillium fungi. Penicillin antibiotics are historically significant because they are the first drugs that were effective against many previously serious diseases such as syphilis and Staphylococcus infections. These include the following tongue-in-cheek brain teaser saying: "If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with any of these chemical molecule humor gifts! Gag for anyone with moldy lives!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) Spiral Note Book

tagged with: volcano, geology, volcanologist, seismology, words and unwords, how yellowstone works, seismologist, humor, yellowstone national park, geek, yellowstone

Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Letterhead

tagged with: periodic table of elements, fundamental, words and unwords, elements, chemist, humor, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemistry, geek, periodic table

Showcase your tongue-in-cheek chemistry side with a dose of serious humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements. Scientific truism says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". For all those who understand what is truly fundamental in chemistry!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead

tagged with: microbiology, biologist, medical, funny, geek, prokaryote, bacteria morphology, love bacteria, prolific distributors of culture, words and unwords, biology, doctor, nurse, medicine, culture, humor, microbiologist, bacteria, attitude, saying, truism, scientific, scientist, anthropologist

Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Jewelry Box

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid Jewelry Box

tagged with: this machine is, powered by citric acid, chemical molecule, geek, humor, chemistry, chemical structure, words and unwords, citric acid, molecular structure of citric acid

Geek chemistry attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a 3-D representation of the citric acid chemical molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". If you love to eat fruits -- many which are packed with citric acid -- you'll enjoy any of these science humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of citric acid. Great gifts for anyone powered by citric acid!

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