Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 03, 2015

Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Stamps

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy this stamp featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric stamp for any fan of geometric flows!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Fleece Blanket

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, telegraph, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, radio, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geek humor with this fleece blanket featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) iPhone 4 Case-Mate Case

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, i am comfortable in my, anatomical, own skin, dermatologist, skin anatomy, geek humor, medical

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, physics rules, magnetic quadrupole moment, moment, quadrupole moment, physics rules for the moment, geek, magnets, magnetism, words and unwords, physics major, rules, truism, saying, definition, nerd, funny, humor, attitude, sarcasm, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Love Chess (Reflective Chess Set Chess Atittude) iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: chess teacher, words and unwords, grandmaster, chess game, love chess, chess player, chess lover, reflective chess set, chess, chess geek

Do you love the game of chess? Regardless of skill level, age, or gender, you'll enjoy this gift for the next time you surf the web. Featuring reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Love Chess" with Love Letters font for all chess players! No need to be a Grandmaster or chess teacher to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Standard Cocktail Napkin

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Host your next party or event with a dose of wry inventor's attitude with these customizable paper napkins featuring a timeless humorous quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison. Quotation says it all: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Award

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Tag For Bags

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Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Hand Towel

No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) Planner

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, vitruvian man, da vinci, artist, sculptor, scientist, mathematician, measurements, measurement of man, words and unwords, math, measure, foot, hand, drawing, renaissance

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Letterhead

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Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Letterhead

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, geek, words and unwords, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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E=mc^2 Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass Wrist Watch

tagged with: energy always exhibits relativistic mass, energy, mass, speed of light squared, geek, attitude, physics, modern physics, words and unwords, physicist, scientist, equation

Tell time with a dose of physics attitude with this watch featuring the infamous equation of E=mc^2 along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". Great gift for any physicist!

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Global Warming Means More Derechos Wrapping Paper

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Meteorologists, earth scientists, and weather fans will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the saying "Global Warming Means More Derechos" with serial and progressive derecho diagrams. No need to believe in climate change to enjoy any of these meteorological attitude gifts!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Cover For iPhone 5

tagged with: my energy cycle, keeps me going, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, biochemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, scientist, funny geek saying, saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Wristwatch

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Showcase your wry brainy side with this watch featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the kind of day that you're having the next time you tell time: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside".

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Plaque

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Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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