Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 03, 2015

Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Fabric

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

If you love to create with a dose of wry geek humor, you'll enjoy this fabric featuring Java's mascot Duke with helmet and thumbs up along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Let your open source attitude shine with this creative fabric -- that any software developer will enjoy -- today!

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Totally Solid At My Core (Layers Of The Earth) Stamps

tagged with: totally solid at my core, core of the earth, earth's layers, layers of the earth, earth science, geek, humor, geology, psyche, words and unwords, scientist, attitude, geological, geologist, double entendre, psychology, saying, funny, science, educational, advice, lifestyle

Are you a solid person? Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring Earth's layers along with the following geek humor saying: "Totally Solid At My Core".

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, fundamental, words and unwords, elements, chemist, humor, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemistry, geek, periodic table

Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Note Books

tagged with: nikola tesla, 20th century, inventor, genius, radio, wireless, alternating current, words and unwords, man who invented, electrical engineer, serbian american, ac dynamo, scientist, attitude, technology, invention, futurist, inventors

Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk Small Square Tile

tagged with: remember, junk dna, is not actually junk, dna, mature rna, introns, exons, geek, rna splicing, words and unwords, science, scientific, truism, saying, advice, humor, attitude, educational, molecular biology, biology, biologist

Molecular biology and RNA splicing attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring introns, exons, and mature RNA along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about the non-coding regions of genes and their importance in gene regulation: "Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk".

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Cake Pick

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, words and unwords, math geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pi, geek, humor, pi day humor, mathematician, irrational number

Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid Letterhead

tagged with: this machine is, powered by citric acid, chemical molecule, geek, humor, chemistry, chemical structure, words and unwords, citric acid, molecular structure of citric acid

Geek chemistry attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a 3-D representation of the citric acid chemical molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". If you love to eat fruits -- many which are packed with citric acid -- you'll enjoy any of these science humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of citric acid. Great gifts for anyone powered by citric acid!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Spiral Notebook

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion with any of these gifts featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Sunday, August 02, 2015

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: carnot heat engine, thermodynamics, second law of thermodynamics, work, physics, physicist, geek, humor, 24 hours per day, words and unwords, saying, truism, attitude, educational, science, scientist, temperature differences, 7 days per week, 365 days per year, definition, heat engine diagram, science teacher, physics teacher, truisms

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Postage

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

Tell the truth about your life with a dose of wry biochemical geek humor with these stamps featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism: "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Tongue-in-cheek biological humor postage for all who operate on a complex cycle!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: from light to chemical energy, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, energy, atp, autotroph, chloroplast, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biology, chemistry, thylakoid

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to appreciate the light-depend reactions of photosynthesis on any of these featuring the scientific truism saying "From Light To Chemical Energy". Colorful, educational geek attitude for all who know about how energy (ATP - adenosine triphosphate) gets produced in photosynthesis!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Round Clocks

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Acrylic Award

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Binders

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Warning! High Dopamine Levels Inside 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dopamine, warning, high dopamine levels inside, chemical molecule, molecule, geek, neurotransmitter, words and unwords, chemistry, humor, attitude, saying, lifestyle, medical

No need to be truly wired in modern society to enjoy any of these geek humor with the saying "Warning! High Dopamine Levels Inside". Featuring the dopamine molecule, a catecholamine neurotransmitter involved in the control of movements, the signaling of error in prediction of reward, motivation, and cognition. Make others do a double-take with wry educational, scientific humor with any of these dopamine saying gifts!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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