Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 02, 2015

Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude today!

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Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: do not stop questioning, philosophical, stop sign, signage, transportation sign, humor, attitude, geek, words and unwords, love to question, philosopher, graduation, thoughtful, ponder, saying, truism, advice, riddles, brain teasers, do not stop

Do you ponder about everything in life? Showcase your wry philosophical side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the cross-out bar across a stop sign with the complete saying that means "Do Not Stop Questioning". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are trying to say with any of these thoughtful sign attitude gifts!

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, the devil's pitchfork, devil's pitchfork, humor, attitude, pitchfork, third prong, devil, words and unwords, funny, brain teaser, joke, riddles, brain teasers, devilish, illusion, geek

Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

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Honeycomb Thoughts Inside (Android Bug Droid Bee) iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: honeycomb thoughts inside, honeycomb, thoughts, inside, software developer, software engineer, software development, words and unwords, code, android, bee, programmer, geek, humor, open source

Are you a software developer working on the Android platform? Show your honeycomb side with any of these gifts featuring Android Bug Droid with a honeycomb and bee on it. Featuring the saying "Honeycomb Thoughts Inside". Memorable gifts for any bug droid fan working on honeycomb! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Both Wave & Particle Are Possible In The Quantum Postage Stamp

tagged with: both wave and particle, are possible in, quantum world, quantum mechanics, quantum physics, words and unwords, physics, physicist, saying, truism, de broglie wave, de broglie, attitude, quantum, geek, educational

Quantum mechanics attitude is alive and well on this stamp featuring the propagation of a de Broglie wave, the wave which shows that the wavelength is inversely proportional to the momentum of a particle and reflects the wave–particle duality of matter. Includes the following scientific truism saying: "Both Wave & Particle Are Possible In The Quantum World".

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Jewelry Box

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is not anal, medical, geek, words and unwords, renal, nephron, nephrologist, it is renal, kidney, nephrology, medicine, saying, truism, humor, life saying, attitude

Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying for any nephrologist!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dish

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Fabric

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side for your next do-it-yourself project with this fabric featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor fabric for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra". Fabric that is perfect for anyone designing open source code atttude pillows and more!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Postage

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, geek, chemist, saying, humor, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with this postage featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying stamp for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Dishes

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Nikola Tesla Power (Obama-Like Poster) Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, inventor, physicist, alternating current, humor, obama-like poster, wireless, geek, electrical engineer, nikola tesla, tesla

Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized today's wireless world. "Father of the Radio" and winner in the "War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla's contributions to the revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped how we live today. Showcase wry geek humor with any of these Nikola Tesla portrait gifts, with Tesla in an Obama-like Change / Hope poster -- with the caption, as applied to Tesla, being "Power". Educational historical significant applies to the use of the word "power", since power, in the scientific as opposed to political sense, is synonymous with Tesla's contributions. Tesla is known for the Tesla effect of wireless energy transfer to wirelessly power electronic devices. Electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy these memorable gifts. No need to be involved in political change to be revolutionary as Tesla was!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Fabric

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Make things with a dose of geek attitude with this fabric featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sentimental saying: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi". Mathematical constant humor for any maker; no need to wait until Pi Day rolls around to enjoy!

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Throw

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemical attitude with this throw blanket featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone".

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Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: vertices, geometry, math, golden ratio, golden rectangle, one-to-phi, mathematician, icosahedron, equilateral triangular faces, words and unwords, ratio, scientist, artist, architect, mathematics, shape, with golden rectangles, platonic solid, attitude, geek, humor, educational, math teacher, geometric, educational resources

Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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