Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 02, 2015

Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: ankylosaurus, fused lizard, tail club, armor, dinosaur, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, paleotologist, dinosaurs are fun, words and unwords, paleontology, dinosaur fan, scientific

Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Saturday, August 01, 2015

Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Mendeleev's Madness Periodic Table Of Elements Fabric

tagged with: mendeleev's madness, periodic table, elements, periodic table of elements, words and unwords, geek, humor, chemistry, science humor, mendeleev

Make geek humor come alive when you make items with this fabric featuring the Periodic Table of elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness".

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2015 Calndr Calendar

tagged with: earth science, geology, 2015 calendar, geological time, geek, humor, words and unwords, geologist, earth scientist, geology humor sayings 2015 calendar

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy this 2015 calendar filled with geological attitude designs and sayings. Comes with 14 designs, one for each month, plus one design for the front cover and one design for the back cover. Celebrate geological and earth scientific attitude throughout the year with the Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2015 Calendar! Great calendar gift for any geologist or earth scientist!

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Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Postage Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemistry, geek, humor, be foundational, think elemental, elements, attitude, words and unwords, saying, thinker, advice

If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with this educational, scientific stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable postage for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements all the time!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Bag Tag

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor, science, attitude

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Wrapping Paper

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemical attitude the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Great lunchbox gift for any athlete, chemist, or medical practitioner!

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Rectangular Cheeseboard

tagged with: 24-cell, 4-dimensional, polytope, geometry, cube, math, geek, humor, 4th dimension, words and unwords, geometric, attitude, cubic, mathematician, satire, educational, math teacher, geometry teacher, educational resources

Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on this memorable math and geometry attitude cheeseboard. Make yourself do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like the next time you slice cheese!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, is a matter of morse, message, truism, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Postage Stamp

tagged with: alive, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, the condition of my existence, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, saying, attitude, geek

Showcase your wry existential side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Classic geek humor postage -- not just for medical personnel!

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