Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Quote Pillows

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with this throw pillow featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Great throw pillow gift for anyone who doesn't want to go among mad people and has a Wonderland sense of humor!

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Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Gift Wrapping Paper

tagged with: life, biology, humor, geek, dna, dna replication, words and unwords, funny, life is nothing but, a twisted event, perspective, science, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, sarcasm, educational, observation, lifestyle

No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who have a twisted perspective on life!

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Bridge Is An Intellectual Game (Four Card Suits) Watch

Tell time with a dose of intelligent fun with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Great watch for any avid bridge player!

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Wall Street Paved Too Much Beta Too Little Alpha Fabric

tagged with: wall street, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, economics, financial markets, money, wall street sign, words and unwords, signage, humor, money saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics / financial market humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a Wall Street transportation sign along with the saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta & Too Little Alpha". Economics / financial market humor for anyone who knows about volatility and the abnormal returns!

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Stop For Commitments & Contingencies (Stop Sign) Tags For Bags

tagged with: words and unwords, accounting, signage, stop sign, sign, transportation sign, stop for commitments and contingencies, geek humor, accountant humor, geek advice

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the stop sign that means the following: "Stop For Commitments & Contingencies". No need to be an accountant or transportation wonk to enjoy!

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Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor Notebook

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase illusory illusions with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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A Closer Look At My Power Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Stamp

tagged with: science teacher, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, power cycle, truism, geek, humor, words and unwords, science, scientist, educational, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, chemist, biologist, biochemist, medicine, jogger, definition, saying, attitude, funny, truisms

Face it - you are powered by the Krebs cycle. Showcase this biochemical fact with a dose of Krebs cycle attitude on this geek humor stamp featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Make others do a double-take at what you are powered by today with a dose of educational scientific fun the next time you send correspondence!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Stamp

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, geek, chemist, saying, humor, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with this postage featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying stamp for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Luggage Tag

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Legging Tights

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor

Let your wry molecular biology shine the next time you walk in these leggings featuring a codon wheel along with the biological truism saying "Coded To Start And Stop". Make others do a double-take the next time you start and stop exercising when you wear these biological humor leggings!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Rectangular Cheeseboard

tagged with: 24-cell, 4-dimensional, polytope, geometry, cube, math, geek, humor, 4th dimension, words and unwords, geometric, attitude, cubic, mathematician, satire, educational, math teacher, geometry teacher, educational resources

Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on this memorable math and geometry attitude cheeseboard. Make yourself do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like the next time you slice cheese!

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