Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Warning! Barracuda Inside Laptop Skin

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Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Beverage Coaster

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Bag For Laptop

tagged with: slow down, let your synapses fire, neuron, synapse, attention span, neurotransmitters, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, saying, educational, advice

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of neuron / synapse attitude with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse. Comes with sound advice for anyone always on the go: 'Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Center Of Cell Command Inside (Nucleus) Coffee Mug

tagged with: nucleus,, "eukaryotic, cell",, "center, of, cell, command, inside",, inside,, cell,, command,, "cell, command",, humor,, geek,, biology,, "words, and, unwords",, educational,, attitude,, scientist,, biologist,, psyche

Cell biologists and those who enjoy being in control and at the center will smile and wink at any of these tongue-in-cheek biological attitude gifts featuring all of the key parts of nucleus. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to refer to: "Center Of Cell Command Inside". For all fans of eukaryotes!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Dartboards

tagged with: pi on a pie, baked pie, pi filled existence, mathematical constant, geek humor, scientific, humor, geek, mathematician, words and unwords, attitude, irrational number, word play, scientist, science, philosopher, existential, existence, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, pi humor saying, saying

Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Existential humor gifts for all who think about pi all the time - especially when eating pie!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Skin For iPad 3

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If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Dartboards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, sustained heartbeat inside, medical humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat: "Sustained Heartbeat Inside".

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Pitchers

tagged with: the skin doctor is in, dermatologist, dermatology, attitude, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, dermal layers, skin, saying

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wallclock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Award

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Decals For The NOOK Color

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Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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At The End Of Life We All Wind Up At A Dead End Tee Shirt

tagged with: traffic, saying, truism, transportation, wind up, dead end, signs, signage, traffic sign, transportation sign, humor, sarcasm, geek, attitude, fatalism, philosophy, philosophical, at the end of life, wordsunwords, engineer, pessimist, fait accompli, funny, realist, realistic, psyche, psychology, realism, lifestyle

Face it, we are all headed toward a dead end -- in terms of life. Showcase your wry side with this traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee that featuring the "Dead End" sign with the saying "At The End Of Life We All Wind Up At A Dead End". No matter what you do for a living, showcase your fatalistic thoughts with a dose of signage humor with this gag gift t-shirt today!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Letterhead Template

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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A Definition Of Jerk (Physics Equation Humor) T-shirt

tagged with: jerk, jolt, surge, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, equation, words and unwords, mechanics, derivative, acceleration, velocity, second derivative of velocity, third derivative of position, definition, physicist, mechanical engineer

Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants!

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Snow Across Peruvian Summits (Picture Earth) T-shirt

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No need to have climbed any Peruvian summit to enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of "Snow Across Peruvian Summits". Make others do a double-take with any of these geography gifts featuring an existential landscape photo as taken from outer space. No need to be a geographer or mountaineer or fan of South America to enjoy!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Note Books

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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