Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developers, java, java's duke, programmer, open source, know how to surf, surf through time, words and unwords, software development, software engineer, geek, attitude, humor

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the saying "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time".

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Exhausted Brain Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: exhausted, brain, inside, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, medical, attitude, words and unwords, saying, sarcasm, psyche, psychology, medicine, neurosurgeon, funny, exhaustion

If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, statistical, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, funny, words and unwords, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Are you a genius? Do you know about the normal distribution curve? Showcase your wry statistical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the Gaussian curve or normal distribution curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of psychological, educational statistical style today!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation 17" Laptop Skins

tagged with: get ready to be bombarded, by solar radiation, solar flares, coronal mass ejections, astronomy, earth science, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, solar system, geek attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Love Is An Elemental Matter (Periodic Table) Dartboard

tagged with: science, geek love, words and unwords, periodic table of elements, humor, chemistry, geek, love is an elemental matter, periodic table, elements

If you love chemistry or are in love and believe that love is an elemental matter, you'll enjoy any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in fancy script: "Love Is An Elemental Matter".

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Round Wall Clock

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Wired For Thinking (Neuron / Synapse) Computer Bag

tagged with: neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, wired for thinking, attention span, geek, anatomy, anatomical, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry neurological side with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following scientific truism saying: "Wired For Thinking". Biological, anatomical attitude for all who think!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Coffee Mug

tagged with: coded to start and stop,codon wheel,amino acids,rna codons,science,attitude,words and unwords,educational,molecular biology,protein synthesis

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Photo Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Stamps

tagged with: coelacanth, living fossil inside, joke, gag gift, biology, paleontologist, humor, inside, geek, words and unwords, biologist, funny, living fossil, age, old age, latimeria, science, scientist, age humor, attitude, saying, truism, evolution, naturalist, fish, evolve, lifestyle

Showcase your wry evolutionary attitude the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring a coelacanth, along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Living Fossil Inside".

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Signs Of Life Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Dart Boards

tagged with: signs of life inside, inside, signs of life, emt, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, doctor, humor, saying, sinus rhythm, cardiologists

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Round Clocks

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, comapetition, words and unwords, quote, quotation, self portrait da vinci

Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Dart Board

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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No U-Turn Allowed For Genius (Traffic Sign Humor) Shirt

tagged with: traffic sign, transportation sign, geniuses, genius, no u-turn, signs, signage, no u-turn allowed for genius, humor, attitude, geek, transportation, engineer, wordsunwords, direction, motivational, entrepreneur, advice, truism, saying, psyche, psychology, psychologist

Showcase your unique sense of style when you wear this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee that features the "No U-Turn' sign and says "No U-Turn Allowed For Genius". Perfect t-shirt for all geniuses who want others to know where they are going in the road of life!

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

tagged with: jerk circuit, life is nothing but a, jerk, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, words and unwords, physicist, jolt, surge, equation, mechanics, electrical engineer, saying, attitude, life metaphor, educational, funny, mechanical engineer

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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