Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, May 11, 2015

Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Tshirt

tagged with: earth science, earth scientist, plate tectonics, earth, world map, earth's natural faults, faults, psyche, geology, seismology, geologist, seismologist, earthquake, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, science, scientist, plates of the world, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be a geologist or seismologist or earth scientist to know about plate tectonics. If you've ever been in an earthquake, you'll understand these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the title and caption "Plate Tectonics - Earth's Natural Faults". Make others do a double-take about exactly where Earth's faults lie with this world map featuring the plates of the Earth!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Dart Boards

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Notebook

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine grape berry, grape anatomy, grape berry, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine enthusiast, wine connoisseur

Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Let Future Tell Truth Future Is Mine Card Deck

tagged with: nikola tesla, motivational, inspirational, future, quote, let the future tell, future is mine, quotation, words and unwords, works and accomplishments, achievement, genius, serbian-american, wireless, geek, futurist, vision, for which i really worked, truth, wisdom

No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy this timeless quote by Serbian-American "Father of Radio" wireless wizard NIkola Tesla: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Futurists will enjoy these quotation gifts!

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Shush! Silencing RNA Inside Card Decks

tagged with: biology, rna, sirna, molecular, shush, geek, humor, attitude, silencing, words and unwords, quiet, inside, funny, pathways, science, educational

No need to be a molecular biologist to showcase your silencing RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring small interfering RNA. Small interfering RNA (siRNA), sometimes known as short interfering RNA or silencing RNA, is a class of double-stranded RNA molecules, 20-25 nucleotides in length, that play a variety of roles in biology -- most notably, involvement in the RNA interference (RNAi) pathway, where it interferes with the expression of a specific gene. Molecular biology advice humor with any of these "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside" gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: science, atp, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemist, chemical formula, adenosine triphosphate, humor, biology, geek

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: think binary, think binary clock, geek humor, humor, saying, math, mathematician, computer scientist, words and unwords, binary system, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry computer geek side the next time you travel with this clock featuring the binary numbers for all of the clock's hourly numbers along with the saying in the middle "Think Binary". Makes a great gift for any computer programmer or engineer!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Thomas Edison Doesn't Mean Its Useless Quote Scarf Wrap

tagged with: funny, humor, geek, quote, quotation, thomas edison, entrepreneur, doesn't mean its useless, trial and error, words and unwords, scientist, inventor, inspirational, motivational, useless, know, planning, experiment, utility

Inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy this timeless funny quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Edison once said: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Inspirational experimental quote scarf gift for all who know that it is not useless -- even if something doesn't work the way that you thought it would! For all those who try, fail, and discover utility in something else!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Luggage Tags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge humor today!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Skin For NOOK

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Stamps

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve econ side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp that will make others do a double-take: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Econ geek humor postage for all who run households!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Tiles

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

tagged with: alchemist, chemist, chemistry, chemical, alchemy, alchemical, signs, symbol, medieval, metalloid, warning approaching arsenic alchemist, arsenic, compound, chemical element, poison, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, humor, attitude, warning, methods, techniques

No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Sunday, May 10, 2015

Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

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Software developers who are addicted to sweets will enjoy any of these wry Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the truism saying "Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets". Make everyone do a double-take about your sweet-filled thoughts inside every time you code with any of these open source software developer / software engineer saying gifts today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Power Relationships In Physics (Wheel Chart) Oval Sticker

tagged with: power relationships in physics, illustration, chart wheel, physics, physicist, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, equations, humor, power, power relationships, voltage, current, resistance

Showcase your knowledge of the power relationships in physics with any of these gifts featuring a wheel cart of the equations of power, current, voltage, and resistance -- i.e., the "Power Relationships In Physics". No need to be a physics teacher to enjoy wry geek humor today!

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