Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, May 10, 2015

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Clocks

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Travel with optical illusion style with any of these gifts featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Neckwear

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Turbid Waters Off Southern Florida & Florida Keys Shirt

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If you love Southern Florida geography, you'll enjoy any of these Picture Earth "Turbid Waters Off Southern Florida & Florida Keys" gifts! No need to have vacationed or lived in Southern Florida to enjoy vivid imagery of one of Earth's most beautiful places!

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? Commuter Bag

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

No need to be an organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the citric acid cycle (tricarboyxlic acid cycle) along with the following scientific rhyme: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude today!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains iPhone 5C Cases

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Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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Satiety Meter Inside (Anatomical Brain) iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: satiety meter inside, brain, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, satiety, fullness, words and unwords, attitude, saying, appetite

Anatomical brain humor attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Satiety Meter Inside". Make others do a double-take at the role of the brain in satisfying your appetite!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: statistical outlier inside, statistics, statistician, bell curve, normal distribution curve, inside, outlier, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, stats, saying, truism, educational, psyche, i am here, percentages, statistical

Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these tongue-in-cheek customizable business cards featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Memorable business cards for all who consider themselves outliers!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Round Wall Clocks

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

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Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Silver Finish Cuff Links

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific attitude the next time you wear these cufflinks featuring facilitated diffusion along with the saying "Facilitator Inside". Classic cell biology geek attitude cufflinks for all who facilitate!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Throw Pillow

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Showcase your wry botanical side with this pillow gift featuring all key anatomical parts of a "Wine Grape Berry". Perfect pillow gift for any wine connoisseur who loves to nap!

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Clock

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: rarefied gases, alternate currents, quote, inventor, words and unwords, physicist, physics, alternating current, nikola tesla, tesla quote

Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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Immunity Is In My Genes (Immunology Chromosome 6) Bag Tags

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Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the biological truism saying "Immunity Is In My Genes".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Round Wall Clock

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Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) 18oz Water Bottle

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, patience, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, geek, words and unwords, word play, science, scientist, physicist, attitude, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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