Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation Rectangle Stickers

tagged with: correlation, words and unwords, remember, statistics, correlation does not equal causation, datapoints, humor, causation, geek, correlation coefficients

No need to be a statistician to know that correlation does not equal causation. Showcase your wry and witty statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various correlation coefficients and their respective graphs along with the following reminder: "Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation". Statistical geek attitude for anyone who knows about the relationship between correlation and causation -- i.e., there isn't one!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole Time Travel Wristwatches

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through spacetime. Make others do a double-take on time travel with this watch gift for anyone who loves the future!

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: thinking is my modus operandi, brain, brainy, anatomical, anatomy, brain anatomy, geek, philosopher, humor, words and unwords, scientist, thinker, attitude, medical, medicine

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Wall Clock

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Cell Components Inside Dart Board

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Wristwatch

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers with this watch gift. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." Words of wisdom from the original Wizard of Wireless for the next time you tell time!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Watch

tagged with: math, geometry, euler's line, line, orthocenter, circumcenter, geek, words and unwords, educational resources, do you know which line, triangle, centroid, query, question, educational, scientific, attitude

Make others do a double-take with a dose of geometric attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Euler's line along with the following query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: from telegraph to texting, historical communication, morse code, humor, communication, old school texting, geek, wireless communication, dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, radio, pilot, symbols, amateur radio operator

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers)

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, skin, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, medicine, covered to the brim, geek humor

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Letterhead Design

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Lost In A World Of Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Courier Bags

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, world of chess, chess, chess game, lost in a world, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess geek, lost in chess

Showcase your wry chess player attitude with this mini-messenger bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying that many avid chess players will agree with: "Lost In A World Of Chess".

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Fabric

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this quotable quote fabric featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side for your next do-it-self project with this invention humor quotation fabric today!

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, vitruvian man, da vinci, artist, sculptor, scientist, mathematician, measurements, measurement of man, words and unwords, math, measure, foot, hand, drawing, renaissance

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Standard Cocktail Napkin

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Are you hosting an event or party where economics is the topic of conversation? Showcase your wry economics sense of style with these customizable paper napkins featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous query: "Are You At Equilibrium?" These paper napkins will surely be the topic of conversation at your next event or party!

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion) Disposable Napkins

tagged with: shifted chessboard illusion, optical illlusion, illusion, chessboard, münsterberg illusion, geek, humor, psyche, words and unwords, visual illusion

Optical illusion fans will enjoy this customizable paper napkin featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight - i.e., parallel to each other. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusion. Great optical illusion paper napkin that is sure to be a collectible at your next party or event!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Cases For iPhone 5

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Celebrate the Fourth of July with a dose of Android robot style with any of these gifts featuring bug droid wearing a red-white-and-blue Uncle Sam hat and carrying a sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Software development engineering itude with a dose of geek humor for any July Fourth celebration! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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