Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, May 03, 2015

Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Motorola Droid RAZR Cover

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Wry wealth and medical humor come alive on these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm of a normal heartbeat as found on an EKG or ECG (electrocardiogram). If you have a normal heartbeat, you'll enjoy showcasing any of these gifts that says "Normal Heartbeat Inside"! Fun EKG/ECG gifts for all!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work 18oz Water Bottle

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Quote for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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I Have A Weakness For Chess (Reflective Chess Set) iPhone 4 Covers

tagged with: i have a weakness, for chess, chess game, chess, reflective chess set, chess players, chess humor, chess teachers, words and unwords, chess saying, chess itude

Show your wry chess itude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Have A Weakness For Chess". Memorable chess humor gifts for any avid chess player!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Display Plaque

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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I'd Rather Be Beekeeping (Bee On Barberry Flower) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

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Apiarists and beekeepers who would much rather be beekeeping will enjoy any of these featuring a bee on a yellow barberry flower along with the saying "I'd Rather Be Beekeeping". Let others know how you feel with a dose of beekeeping / beekeeper humor today!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Ben Bernanke Inflation Erodes Real Value Govt Debt 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: ben bernanke, bernanke, chairman of the fed, federal reserve, inflation, economics, create some inflation, economist, words and unwords, humor, bernard benanke, quote, quotation, economy, debt, interest of the government, social scientist, social science, real value of the government's

No matter what your economic status, you'll enjoy this economic quote on inflation by none other than Ben Bernanke, 14th Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Quotation says: "People know that inflation erodes the real value of the government's debt and, therefore, that it is in the interest of the government to create some inflation". Memorable econ attitude for economists, social scientists, and those who understand the incentive on why government should create some inflation!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: eat sleep code, 'round the clock, bug droid, android, software developer, geek, software engineer, geek saying, coder, words and unwords, programmer, sign, signage, yellow, diamond, warning, humor, geek humor, geek itude, software development

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform all day and all night will enjoy any of these wry Bug Droid warning sign gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the saying that all programmers can identify with: "Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek Bug Droid humor today on what you do all the time! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

tagged with: particle physicist inside, inside, particle physics, quantum physics, higgs boson, standard model, particles, matter, geek, words and unwords, quarks, leptons, humor, saying, educational, quantum mechanics, higgs field, scientific

If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) 18oz Water Bottle

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Letterhead

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) iPhone 4 Case-Mate Case

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, humor, geek, anatomy, neurologist, psychologist, words and unwords, activate your brain, anatomical, sleep researcher, geek saying, advice, medical, medicine, funny, human brain anatomy, brain, brainy

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geeky scientific attitude the next time you discuss waking up to start your day! Also makes a great gag gift for anyone who daydreams -- or as a psychological double-entendre gift for anyone involved in sleep research, because our brains are still very much active when we are asleep!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Budding Inside Types Of Buds Science Humor Fabric

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Make others do a double-take when you create with this fabric featuring different types of buds along with the saying "Budding Inside".

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I Am Always So Elemental Periodic Table Elements Tough iPhone 6 Plus Case

tagged with: i am always so elemental, elements, elemental, geek, chemistry, humor, words and unwords, periodic table of elements, funny, saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geek humor with this iPhone 6 tough case featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying: "I Am Always So Elemental". No need to be a chemist or scientist to enjoy!

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Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk Tile

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Molecular biology and RNA splicing attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring introns, exons, and mature RNA along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about the non-coding regions of genes and their importance in gene regulation: "Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk".

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