Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, May 03, 2015

3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Dart Board

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid Luggage Tags

tagged with: this machine is, powered by citric acid, chemical molecule, geek, humor, chemistry, chemical structure, words and unwords, citric acid, molecular structure of citric acid

Geek chemistry attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a 3-D representation of the citric acid chemical molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". If you love to eat fruits -- many which are packed with citric acid -- you'll enjoy any of these science humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of citric acid. Great gifts for anyone powered by citric acid!

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Sierpinski Triangle (Fractal Self-Similar Set) Wristwatch

tagged with: sierpinski triangle, triangles, math, geometry, self-similar sets, geek, fractal, recursive, equilateral triangle, words and unwords

Make others do a double-take with a dose of fractal attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a Sierpinski triangle, an equilateral triangle that is subdivided recursively into smaller equilateral triangles.

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Fleece Blanket

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, telegraph, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, radio, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geek humor with this fleece blanket featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Uncommon Nonsense (Lobster Quadrille Wonderland) Commuter Bag

No need to love lobster quadrille to enjoy Wonderland humor featuring John Tenniel's classic picture of a lobster with a brush as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the apropos caption "Uncommon Nonsense", as spoken by Mock Turtle in a conversation with Alice!

How I Am Related To You (Cousin Tree Genetic Kin) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: family reunion, cousin tree, genetic kinship, genetics, relationships, genealogy, genealogist, family relationships, words and unwords, kinship, family history, chart, educational, scientific, evolution, anthropology, scientist, generations, biology, family ties, educational resources

No need to be a genealogist to understand the cousin tree with genetic kinship. At your next family reunion showcase your educational, family history style with any of these cousin tree featuring the caption "How I Am Related To You". Make others do a double-take on family relationships today!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: now you know, what my skin consists of, skin, anatomy, dermal layers, dermatology, words and unwords, dermatologist, geek, humor, anatomical, attitude, saying, skin saying, skin layers, epidermis, medical

Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Droid RAZR Covers

tagged with: electroshock, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, medical, humor, geek, words and unwords, funny, sarcasm, medical technology, medicine, healthcare, cardiology, cardiologist, saying, do i look like, rhetorical question

Do you feel flat-lined at times? Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel inside: "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Medical humor gag gift for all; no need to work in the medical or healthcare field to enjoy!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: quote, words and unwords, thomas edison, clock, quotation, i owe my success, success, edison quote, never had a clock, workroom

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Stickers

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: intelligent investors, practice value investing, value investor, value investing, investors, words and unwords, investing, wealth, sign, or else suffer the consequences, economics, signage, yellow sign, finance, money, humor, wealth humor

Are you a value investor? Showcase your intelligent investing style with a dose of wry transportation sign humor with any of these featuring a yellow and black rectangular sign along with the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing - Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage attitude today!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Travel with optical illusion style with any of these featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Saturday, May 02, 2015

Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Cases For iPhone 5

tagged with: stay focused, keep coding, software developer, software engineer, android, bug droid, open source, warning sign, words and unwords, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, geek, humor, itude, advice, geek saying, geek advice, saying, programmer, coder, bug droid sign

Do you work in software development on the Android platform? Are you constantly fighting fires? Or providing a warning to others? No need to be head honcho of your software development team to enjoy wry Android humor with any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid on a yellow diamond warning sign along with the sound advice "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do a daily basis with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable Bug Droid advice gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

tagged with: matter, quantum physics, quantum physicist, view matter, very seriously, higgs field, higgs boson, particle physics, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, leptons, quarks, photons, quantum mechanics, physics, physicist, attitude

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Round Wallclocks

tagged with: satellite imagery, picture earth, sulfur dioxide plume, eruption, volcanic eruption, mt. etna, italy, satellite picture, earth science, words and unwords, nature, science, attitude, geographer, scientist, geography, earth scientist, volcano, earth imagery

No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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