Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, May 02, 2015

Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Fabric

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

If you love to create with a dose of wry geek humor, you'll enjoy this fabric featuring Java's mascot Duke with helmet and thumbs up along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Let your open source attitude shine with this creative fabric -- that any software developer will enjoy -- today!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, certainty, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, who needs it, geek, stats, when you have statistical confidence, statistical confidence

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Quantum Superposition Is Hard To Explain (Physics) Hand Towel

tagged with: quantum physics, physics, quantum superposition, physicist, humor, geek, schrödinger's cat, quantum mechanics, words and unwords, quantum, funny, attitude, dead or alive, paradox, entanglement, philosophy, knowledge, physics teacher, truism, truisms

No need to be a physicist to under the concept of quantum superposition, the fundamental law of quantum mechanics that defines the collection of all possible states that an object can have. Includes Schrödinger's cat and the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain how hard it is to explain quantum superposition with any of these geek humor gifts!

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: crab nebula, supernova, exploding star, nebulous explosion inside, astronomy, galactic, humor, geek, explosion, words and unwords, astronomer, funny, attitude, star, supernovas

No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation Neuron Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: habit, words and unwords, synapse, psyche, neuron, neurotransmitters, a form of neurological implementation, geek humor, neurology, psychology

Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying about habit: "Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Power (Obama-Like Poster) Watch

tagged with: words and unwords, inventor, physicist, alternating current, humor, obama-like poster, wireless, geek, electrical engineer, nikola tesla, tesla

Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized today's wireless world. "Father of the Radio" and winner in the "War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla's contributions to the revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped how we live today. Showcase wry geek humor with this Nikola Tesla portrait watch, with Tesla in an Obama-like Change / Hope poster -- with the caption, as applied to Tesla, being "Power". Educational historical significant applies to the use of the word "power", since power, in the scientific as opposed to political sense, is synonymous with Tesla's contributions. Tesla is known for the Tesla effect of wireless energy transfer to wirelessly power electronic devices. Electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy telling time with this watch. No need to be involved in political change to be revolutionary as Tesla was!

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

tagged with: meselson-stahl experiment, dna replication, just call me semi-conservative, semi-conservative, helix, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, experiment, biologist, scientist, educational resources

Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Kitchen Towels

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Wristwatch

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry chemical attitude when you tell time with this watch featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Great watch gift for any chemist, athlete, or medical practitioner!

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Just Being A Cellular Automaton (Rule 90) Wrist Watches

tagged with: just being a cellular automaton, cellular automaton, words and unwords, math, geometry, geek, humor, rule 90, exclusive or function, binary

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry cellular automaton humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Rule 90 along with the caption "Just Being A Cellular Automaton". Specifically, Rule 90 is an elementary cellular automaton based on the exclusive or function. It consists of a one-dimensional array of cells, each of which can hold either a 0 or a 1 value; in each time step all values are simultaneously replaced by the exclusive or of the two neighboring values.

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Uncommon Nonsense (Wonderland Lobster Quadrille) Wristwatches

Let your wry crustacean sense of humor shine the next time you tell time with this watch featuring lobster quadrille -- a lobster looking in the mirror with a brush -- along with the caption "Uncommon Nonsense" as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and drawn by John Tenniel. Illogical zany fun for anyone with a nonsensical sense of Wonderland humor!

Lesothosaurus (Ornithischian Dinosaur) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: lesothosaurus, words and unwords, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, herbivore, early jurassic, ornithischian dinosaur, paleontology, dinosaur, fast runner, jurassic, scientist

Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these featuring Lesothosaurus, an herbivorous ornithischian dinosaur that lived during the Early Jurassic. Lesothosaurus was a 1 meter long, bipedal plant-eater. Its long legs, small arms, and slender tail all suggest that it was a fast runner. Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past with any of these "Dinosaurs Are Back" Lesothosaurus gifts!

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Are We Just Dead Clades Walking? (Evolution) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: dead clades, hominids, homo sapiens, chimpanzee, evolution, evolve, cladistics, skeletons, words and unwords, geek, human, gorilla, biology, paleontology, paleontologist, bioloigst, saying, query, question, attitude, humor, hominoids, dead clades walking

No need to be a biologist or paleontologist to enjoy biological evolution humor with any of these featuring various hominids / hominoids (including ourselves), along with the scientific query that gets others to think about their biological ancestry: "Are We Just Dead Clades Walking?" No need to be into cladistics to enjoy!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, i'm confused at the moment, geek, humor, physicist, physics major, words and unwords, science, scientist, double entendre, magnetism, confusion, saying, truism, psychology, truisms, psyche

No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play for all who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: discontent, words and unwords, success, entrepreneur, restlessness, progress, failure, restlessness is discontent, thomas edison, inspirational

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Leonardo da Vinci Relaxation Work Judgment Power Motorola Droid RAZR Cover

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, relaxation, work, inspirational, motivational, have a little relaxation, quote, rest and relaxation, words and unwords, rest, rejuvenate, surer, power, entrepreneur, scientist, artist, inventor, workaholic, psyche, psychology, psychologist, judgment, attitude, engineer, quotation, saying, truism, advice, work and play, genius

If you work, then you should understand the meaning of rest and relaxation. Celebrate life with any of these inspirational and motivational Leonardo da Vinci quotation gifts, featuring da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom on the relationship between relaxation, work, and judgment. Quotation says: "Every now and then go away, even briefly, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power." Memorable da Vinci quote gifts for all who work and take time away from work to rejuvenate!

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: economics, just a matter of equilibrium, econ teacher, geek, humor, supply and demand curve, economist, life or death, supply-and-demand, words and unwords, money, finance, wealth, education, educational, social science teacher, funny, social scientist, saying, truism, definition, political economy, economy, government, lifestyle, advice

No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics today!

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