Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, May 02, 2015

Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: gestalt, gestalt phenomenon, vase or faces, optical illusion, illusion, psychology, vase, faces, geek, words and unwords, question, query, attitude, psychologist, illusory, psyche, optics, riddle, brain teaser, humor, riddles, perception

Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude illusion for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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E=mc^2 Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass Wrist Watch

tagged with: energy always exhibits relativistic mass, energy, mass, speed of light squared, geek, attitude, physics, modern physics, words and unwords, physicist, scientist, equation

Tell time with a dose of physics attitude with this watch featuring the infamous equation of E=mc^2 along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". Great gift for any physicist!

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: satellite imagery, picture earth, sulfur dioxide plume, eruption, volcanic eruption, mt. etna, italy, satellite picture, earth science, words and unwords, nature, science, attitude, geographer, scientist, geography, earth scientist, volcano, earth imagery

No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle (Krebs) Galaxy SII Cases

tagged with: krebs cycle, operates in a predictable cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek humor, atp, energy, humor, geek, my life, tcac, saying, psyche, biology, biologist, chemistry, chemist, attitude

Showcase your predictable side with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Design includes the following quirky attitude saying: "My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle". Educational scientific humor gifts for all who understand the predictable nature of the Krebs cycle to life's existence!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is not anal, medical, geek, words and unwords, renal, nephron, nephrologist, it is renal, kidney, nephrology, medicine, saying, truism, humor, life saying, attitude

Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying for any nephrologist!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole (Duke) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy any of these featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of space-time that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through space-time. Make others do a double-take on time travel with any of these colorful open source geek for anyone who loves the future!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, brain anatomy, humor, geek, anatomy, anatomical, brainy, medical, words and unwords, medicine, brain, saying, truism, funny, different parts of the brain, human brain, educational, scientific, psyche, thinker, mental

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these anatomical, psychologists featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific, anatomical gag today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Disposable Napkins

tagged with: words and unwords, elements, periodic table of elements, chemist, humor, mendeleev, follow the periodic table, chemistry, it's the law, geek, chemistry teacher, periodic table, chemistry major

Are you hosting a scientific party or gathering? Showcase your wry scientific side with these customizable paper napkins featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law". Make others do a double-take with a dose of science humor with these paper napkins that will surely be a souvenir amongst your guests at your next scientific event!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: wine grape berry, anatomy, anatomical, grape, berry, diagram, educational, biology, biological, words and unwords, scientific, wine grape, botany, botanical, fruit, attitude, geek, science, scientist, wine maker, educational resources

No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of wireless and electrical engineering will enjoy any of these featuring Nikola Tesla's infamous AC dynamo patent. Comes with the caption: "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable geek attitude for all!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Throw Blanket

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemical attitude with this throw blanket featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone".

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Circle Of Life (Circular Phylogenetic Tree) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: circle of life, biology, taxonomy, phylogenetic tree of life, saying, geek, humor, comparative phylogenetics, tree of life, words and unwords, truism, science, educational, scientist, scientific, descendants, systematics, biologist, paleontology, paleontologist, biological domains, evolution, truisms

No need to be an evolutionary biologist to enjoy any of these featuring an interpretation of the "Circle Of Life", a phylogenetic tree of life in a circle. Featuring three main domains according to rRNA genes. Educational, scientific biological featuring a real circle of life for all to view! Tongue-in-cheek biological humor for all who know about the "circle of life" in real life!

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Electrocardiogram) Vibe iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: heartbeat is my modus operandi, modus operandi, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, medical, geek, words and unwords, emt, sinus rhythm, medicine, humor, saying, doctor, medical technician

Showcase your wry medical side with any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm (regular heartbeat) on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to understand how to read an electrocardiogram to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek educational medicine gifts! Not just for those who work in the medical field!

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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