Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, May 02, 2015

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Scarf

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biology, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, educational, funny

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this scarf featuring DNA replication along with the caption "I Love Genetics". Great gift for any geneticist!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, geek, words and unwords, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Friday, May 01, 2015

Embrace The Ecosystem (Android Bug Droid Oak Tree) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: embrace the ecosystem, bug droid, bugdroid, android, software engineer, software developer, software development, words and unwords, ecosystem, geek, saying, humor, oak tree silhouette

Showcase the growth metaphor in the world of Android development with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug droid (Bugdroid) along with a silhouette of an oak tree along with the saying "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gifts for any software developer or software engineer working on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dishes

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Our Solar System In A Nutshell 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: pluto, planet, solar system, knowledge, planetary status, astronomy, astronomer, geek, words and unwords, pluto no longer has planetary, science, remember, dwarf planet, attitude, humor, scientist, astronomical

Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemical attitude the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Great lunchbox gift for any athlete, chemist, or medical practitioner!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, is a matter of morse, message, truism, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Uncommon Nonsense (Lobster Quadrille Wonderland) Fabric

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry Wonderland humor when you create with this fabric featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of a lobster with hairbrush as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the caption that says it all: "Uncommon Nonsense". Great fabric to make unique items for any Wonderland fan!

Dermatology Essence Of My Existence SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: dermatology, skin, dermal layers, geek, humor, essence of my existence, words and unwords, dermatologist, epidermis, skin layers

Dermatologists with an existential sense of humor will enjoy any of these anatomical featuring the different layers of the skin along with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take: "Dermatology Essence Of My Existence". Classic skin anatomy humor for anyone interested in existing within his or her own skin!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Lunchbox

tagged with: alive, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, the condition of my existence, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, saying, attitude, geek, existential, medical technology, sinus rhythm

Showcase your wry medical technologist attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following quirky scientific truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this