Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) 18oz Water Bottle

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor today!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Wrist Watches

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy telling time with this quotable quote watch featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with this invention humor quotation watch the next time you tell time and invent!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, red queen, wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, through the looking glass, words and unwords, all the running you can, running, adventure, funny, to stay in same place, different worlds, quote, quotation, and what alice found there, sarcasm, runner, corporate humor, exercise, attitude, saying, conversation, passage, riddles, brain teasers

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry da Vinci side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a tile of an illustration featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with the saying "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers."

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Wrist Watches

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, not enough alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage watch with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Courier Bag

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry imitative sense of humor with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take whenever they receive advice from you with a dose of signage humor today!

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May You Live As Long As You Want Irish Android iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: may you live, as long as you want, never want, as long as you live, irish saying, android, bug droid, open source, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, software developer, software engineer, irish android, computer engineer

No need to be a software engineer or software developer to enjoy wry Android open source humor with any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid decked out in Irish gear, including green hat, four leaf clover, and walking stick with gold ferrule, along with the following old Irish saying that's applicable to our modern times: "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live." No need to wait until St. Patrick's Day to enjoy any of these Irish Android saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Poster

tagged with: filled with biochemical energy, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, scientist, geek humor, saying, words and unwords, scientific truism, biochemistry, biochemist, biology, biologist, chemist, chemistry, geek, humor, attitude, educational

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying that many will agree with: "Filled With Biochemical Energy". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) NOOK Skins

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Postage

tagged with: photosynthesis, chloroplast, light-dependent reaction, the original green energy source, green energy, environmentalist, science humor, geek, biology, words and unwords, biologist, scientist, attitude, educational, saying, truism, science in society

No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, anatomy, activate your grey matter think, think, grey matter, parts of the brain, advice, words and unwords, geek humor, geek advice, thinker, neurologist, psychologist, philosopher

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher, psychologist, neurologist, or neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Sticker

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Watches

tagged with: success involves taking a break, success, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, snorkeling, words and unwords, code, coder, fish tank, software development, advice, geek, humor, attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy telling time with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice at your next break with this watch! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

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Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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