Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent 390721 Tesla Vinyl Binder

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering

Showcase your wry electrical engineer / wireless side with this binder gift featuring an illustration of Nikola Tesla's infamous patent for the AC dynamo known as the "Dynamic Electric Machine".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Cube Pouf

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry communication humor with this cubed pouf featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying for all who have skin!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Wristwatch

tagged with: rhythm, heartbeat, cardiac rhythm, medical, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, saying, i've got rhythm, words and unwords, medicine, cardiac, doctor, nurse, lab tech, oldgate lane outline font, music, truism, funny, humor, attitude, geek, educational, teacher, cardiologist

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy this heartbeat attitude watch featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you the next time you tell time!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Cube Pouf

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent when sitting down in a ponderous mood, you'll enjoy this quotable quote cubed pouf featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom on all six panels. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side with this invention humor quotation square pouf today!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: journey into your, most authentic unhibited self, alice in wonderland, alice, drink me bottle, alice and her drink me, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland humor, wonderland adventure, drinking, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, saying, humor, attitude

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Vitruvian Man Measurements (da Vinci) Awards

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, vitruvian man measurements, measures, measurements, historical, words and unwords, genius, to measure, vitruvian man

If you have ever wondered about the measurement of man during the Renaissance, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's work on "Vitruvian Man Measurements". Educational, scientific gifts for all who love to measure!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Disposable Napkins

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Are you hosting an economic get-together? Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this customizable paper napkin with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street at your next event with these paper napkins that will surely be the topic of discussion!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Wrist Watch

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Tell time with a dose of optical illusion / gestalt phenomenon attitude with this watch featuring "My Wife and My Mother-In-Law". View both images at the same time the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Kindle Fire Decal

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: higgs boson, physics, physicist, particle physics, particle physicist, not just theoretical anymore, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, geek, words and unwords, leptons, quarks, photons, mass, matter, attitude, discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Cases For iPhone 5

tagged with: my energy cycle, keeps me going, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, biochemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, scientist, funny geek saying, saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Wrist Watch

tagged with: software developer, i go snorkeling, words and unwords, java's mascot duke, software development, humor, open source, java, geek, software engineer, in my dreams

Do a double-take the next time you tell time with this software developer / software engineer geek humor watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams".

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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