Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Gift Wrap Paper

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If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor today!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage

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Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Skate Decks

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Tesla fans will enjoy this skateboard gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent of the AC dynamo along with the caption "Dynamic Electric Machine". For all fans of wireless and electrical engineering!

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Clock

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Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead Template

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Desk Lamps

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Turn on the light with this geek attitude lamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "Wanted A World Filled With Pi". Great lamp gift for any pi fan!

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Decals For 15" Laptops

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If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Service Trays

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Make others do a double-take the next time you serve with this serving tray featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". Classic geek communication humor on this serving tray!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Print

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Celebrate your wry heartbeat attitude with this poster featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with following saying: "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to be a medical professional or work in the health care industry to enjoy this inspirational ECG/EKG poster!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Standard Cocktail Napkin

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Host your next party or event with a dose of wry inventor's attitude with these customizable paper napkins featuring a timeless humorous quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison. Quotation says it all: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Gift Box

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Are you reflective in life? Showcase your reflective side with a touch of vintage timelessness with any of these Wonderland gifts featuring Alice going through the mirror, as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Make others do a double-take today with this life truism saying "We All Live A Reflective Life"! Thoughtful gifts for thinkers!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Stickers

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Senses Earth Reason Stands Apart Contemplation Wristwatches

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Showcase your rational side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring da Vinci's self-portrait along with one of Leonardo da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom quotes as follows: "The sense are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation." Memorable watch gift for thinkers, scientists, and artists!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Table Lamp

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Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage lamp with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you turn on the light!

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