Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Galaxy S2 Case

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

tagged with: particle physicist inside, inside, particle physics, quantum physics, higgs boson, standard model, particles, matter, geek, words and unwords, quarks, leptons, humor, saying, educational, quantum mechanics, higgs field, scientific

If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) Postage Stamps

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, convoluted cycle, biochemistry, chemistry, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, tcac, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, funny, saying, truism, joke, engineer, biochemist, medical, energy, atp

Classic Krebs cycle humor is alive and well on this biochemistry geek humor stamp featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle".

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Watches

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy telling time with this wry medical anatomical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life".

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Cutting Board

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Showcase your wry scientific side with this cutting board featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following sound advice: "Support Photosynthesis Exhale".

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Fabric

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

If you love to create with a dose of wry geek humor, you'll enjoy this fabric featuring Java's mascot Duke with helmet and thumbs up along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Let your open source attitude shine with this creative fabric -- that any software developer will enjoy -- today!

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Problematic Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Postage

tagged with: problematic brain inside, brainy saying, saying, brain, brainy, humor, geek, thinker, philosopher, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, different parts of the brain, scientist, scientific, educational, worrier, problematic, problem solver, brain malfunction

Brainy geek humor is alive and well with this stamp featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Problematic Brain Inside".

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: vintage me, grape berry, wine grape berry, humor, detail, biology, anatomical, wine lover, grapes, words and unwords, attitude, biologist, botanist, vintage, funny, grape anatomy, anatomy, saying, truism, geek, lifestyle

Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Ornaments

tagged with: not yet retired, retired, semi-retired, retiree, still thinking, neuron, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, biology, biologists, scientist, neurologist, psychologist, geek humor, saying

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stamps

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Stationery Paper

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, radio, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Evolution Of The Eye Custom Letterhead

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your scientific and educational side with any of these gifts featuring evolution of the eye. No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy these anatomical gifts!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatology, love the subject of skin, love letters font, skin, skin layers, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Lunchbox

tagged with: ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, health, humor, normal heartbeat, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal heartbeat inside, medical, lab technician, science, attitude, funny, medical technology humor, geek, saying

Showcase your wry medical technology side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Normal Heartbeat Inside".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, moment to moment, quadrupole moment, geek, humor, magnets, magnetism, time, physics teacher, words and unwords, funny, attitude, double-entendre, science, truism, saying, magnetic, advice, truisms, physicist, definition

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison quote, quote, work, motivational, inspirational, have not failed, found 10000 ways, that won't work, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, historical, quotation, funny, not failed, humor, geek, attitude, saying

Quote for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Chess Is The Spice Of Life (Reflective Chess Set) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: chess is the spice, spice of life, chess, chess game, chess player, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess saying, chess attitude, words and unwords

Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is The Spice Of Life". Memorable gift for any avid chess player who thinks that chess truly is the spice of life!

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