Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Display Plaque

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Monday, March 02, 2015

Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Wrist Watch

tagged with: three classes of people, visualization, visualization of ideas, those who see, those who do not see, leonardo da vinci, genius, three types of people, words and unwords, da vinci self portrait, visual, renaissance, class, wisdom, quote, quotation, psyche, psychology, personality, attitude, polymath, scientist, inventor, engineer, artist, writer, perception, imagine, imagination, inspirational, vision, possibilities, entrepreneur

Showcase your existential intellectual side the next time you tell time with this Leonardo da Vinci quote watch featuring a self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his timeless quotations on the three classes of people that there are in the world: "There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see."

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Sign Watch

tagged with: investor, value investor, investing, money, economics, transportation sign, invest carefully, geek, words and unwords, downside of any investment, sign, signage, saying, truism, invest, humor, attitude, investment knowledge, economist, financier, analyst, advice

Investors, particularly value investors, will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring a transportation sign warning of a vehicle going off a bridge or cliff along with the following sound advice at any time of day: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment".

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Wristwatch

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, scintillating grid illusion, words and unwords, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, vision deception, cognitive psychology, black dot, riddles, brain teasers

If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun watch for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag watch for the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Acrylic Award

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

tagged with: matter, quantum physics, quantum physicist, view matter, very seriously, higgs field, higgs boson, particle physics, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, leptons, quarks, photons, quantum mechanics, physics, physicist, attitude

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) iPod Touch 4G Decal

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Award

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Fabric

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side for your next do-it-yourself project with this fabric featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor fabric for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra". Fabric that is perfect for anyone designing open source code atttude pillows and more!

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Saturated C4 Hydrocarbons (Oil Chemical Molecules) Wrist Watch

tagged with: saturated c4 hydrocarbons, chemistry, chemical molecule, molecules, hydrocarbons, oil, petroleum engineer, chemical engineer, words and unwords, chemical structure, molecular, chemist, educational, scientific

Make others do a double-take the next time you tell time with this watch featuring "Saturated C4 Hydrocarbons" - i.e., oil chemical molecules. Great watch gift for any petroleum engineer or chemical engineer!

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: crab nebula, supernova, exploding star, nebulous explosion inside, astronomy, galactic, humor, geek, explosion, words and unwords, astronomer, funny, attitude, star, supernovas

No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Stamp

tagged with: mendeleev, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, geek, humor, love chemistry, because life is so periodic, organic chemistry, words and unwords, elements, chemist, funny, attitude, love letters font, love, periodic, regular, chemistry major, inorganic chemistry, educational, chemistry teacher, education

Showcase your wry chemical attitude in your next correspondence with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about chemistry with a dose of geek humor today!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: wine conoisseur, wine lover, wine, wine grape berry, botany, wine maker, grape berry, words and unwords, to know your wine, know our wine grape berries, vintage, botanist, biology, biologist, saying, truism, science, scientist, drink, humor, attitude, anatomy, anatomical, wine connoisseur, education

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others with these biological attitude today!

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

tagged with: meselson-stahl experiment, dna replication, just call me semi-conservative, semi-conservative, helix, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, experiment, biologist, scientist, educational resources

Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, geek, humor, melatonin, sleep, insomnia, powered by melatonin, chemical molecule, words and unwords, this machine's sleep, chemical, attitude, science, scientific, scientist, chemist, psychologist, rest, sleep molecule, molecular, saying, truism, medical, medicine, pharmacology, advice, biochemistry, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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