Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 02, 2015

Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Stamp

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude in your next correspondence with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about chemistry with a dose of geek humor today!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries 18oz Water Bottle

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others with these biological attitude today!

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

tagged with: meselson-stahl experiment, dna replication, just call me semi-conservative, semi-conservative, helix, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, experiment, biologist, scientist, educational resources

Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, geek, humor, melatonin, sleep, insomnia, powered by melatonin, chemical molecule, words and unwords, this machine's sleep, chemical, attitude, science, scientific, scientist, chemist, psychologist, rest, sleep molecule, molecular, saying, truism, medical, medicine, pharmacology, advice, biochemistry, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Custom Letterhead

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, radio, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Postage Stamp

tagged with: ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, health, humor, normal heartbeat, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal heartbeat inside, medical, lab technician, science, attitude, funny, medical technology humor, geek, saying

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Normal Heartbeat Inside". Great postage gift for anyone who works in the medical or healthcare field!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

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You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison, entrepreneur, inventor, progress, inspirational, motivational, discontent, restlessness, restlessness is discontent, words and unwords, scientist, engineer, success, restless, quote, quotation, attitude, fail, failure, inspire

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Scarf

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biology, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, educational, funny

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this scarf featuring DNA replication along with the caption "I Love Genetics". Great gift for any geneticist!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Obstacles Cannot Crush Me Fixed To A Star Quote Watches

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words comes alive on this inspirational and motivational quote watch. Includes self-portrait by Leonardo da Vinci with the following quotation: "Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind." If you are stubborn and have set goals for yourself, you'll enjoy this perseverance quotation watch for the next time you tell time! For all those who know that obstacles cannot crush them!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Watch

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Wrist Watches

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with this watch with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor watch gift for those who about the sameness found in life!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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