Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 02, 2015

Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Custom Letterhead

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, radio, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Postage Stamp

tagged with: ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, health, humor, normal heartbeat, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal heartbeat inside, medical, lab technician, science, attitude, funny, medical technology humor, geek, saying

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Normal Heartbeat Inside". Great postage gift for anyone who works in the medical or healthcare field!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: skin, skin layers, human skin, dermatology, dermatologist, words and unwords, humor, epidermis, dermal layers, covered to the brim, saying, anatomy, anatomical, doctor, medical, medicine, science of skin, attitude, truism, educational, funny, observation, geek

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison, entrepreneur, inventor, progress, inspirational, motivational, discontent, restlessness, restlessness is discontent, words and unwords, scientist, engineer, success, restless, quote, quotation, attitude, fail, failure, inspire

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Scarf

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biology, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, educational, funny

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this scarf featuring DNA replication along with the caption "I Love Genetics". Great gift for any geneticist!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Obstacles Cannot Crush Me Fixed To A Star Quote Watches

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, quote, obstacles, fixed to a star, psyche, motivational, perseverance, obstacles cannot crush me, words and unwords, quotation, crush, psychology, inspirational, persevere, achievement, attitude, entrepreneur, scientist, inventor, genius, renaissance man

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words comes alive on this inspirational and motivational quote watch. Includes self-portrait by Leonardo da Vinci with the following quotation: "Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind." If you are stubborn and have set goals for yourself, you'll enjoy this perseverance quotation watch for the next time you tell time! For all those who know that obstacles cannot crush them!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Watch

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Wrist Watches

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with this watch with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor watch gift for those who about the sameness found in life!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2014 Calndr Calendars

tagged with: earth science, geology, geology humor sayings, 2014 calendar, words and unwords, granite, plate tectonics, funny, humor, geek

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy wry geek humor with this 2014 Calendar featuring various funny sayings about geology and earth science. Comes with 14 designs: one on the front, one on the back, and one for each month. Classic geology humor sayings for anyone into viewing the world through the lens of earth science!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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