Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 02, 2015

My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes

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If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

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Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2014 Calndr Calendars

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Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy wry geek humor with this 2014 Calendar featuring various funny sayings about geology and earth science. Comes with 14 designs: one on the front, one on the back, and one for each month. Classic geology humor sayings for anyone into viewing the world through the lens of earth science!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Stamp

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with this postage featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying stamp for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Lunch Boxes

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Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." Great lunchbox gift for any electrical engineer or scientist or clear thinker!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Fleece Blanket

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geek humor with this fleece blanket featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

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Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Ponderous rhetorical question watch gift for all who feel flat-lined from time to time!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Sunday, March 01, 2015

Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Serving Tray

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Host your next party with a dose of wry economics attitude with this serving tray featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous existential query: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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Study Of Horse (c. 1490) Leonardo da Vinci Wrist Watch

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Make others do a double-take the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of the anatomy and physique of a horse known as "Study Of Horse", circa 1490. Great watch gift for any horse lover or equestrian!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Case For iPhone 5C

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Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion) Wristwatches

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Optical illusion fans will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusion.

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Baby Pacifier

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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