Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 02, 2015

Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Stamp

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, geek, chemist, saying, humor, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with this postage featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying stamp for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Lunch Boxes

tagged with: nikola tesla, scientist, tesla, engineer, think clearly, clear thinkers, franklin, geek, sanity, words and unwords, inventor, morse, quote, quotation, future, futurist, attitude, sane, insanity, psyche, psychology, alternating current

Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." Great lunchbox gift for any electrical engineer or scientist or clear thinker!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Fleece Blanket

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, telegraph, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, radio, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry geek humor with this fleece blanket featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

tagged with: electroshock, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, medical, humor, geek, words and unwords, funny, sarcasm, medical technology, medicine, healthcare, cardiology, cardiologist, saying, do i look like, rhetorical question

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Ponderous rhetorical question watch gift for all who feel flat-lined from time to time!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: physics, physicist, particle accelerator, humor, geek, quadrupole moment, magnets, moment to moment, magnetic fields, words and unwords, philosopher, philosophy, attitude, science, scientist, live life, saying, truism, existential

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Sunday, March 01, 2015

Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Serving Tray

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Host your next party with a dose of wry economics attitude with this serving tray featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous existential query: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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Study Of Horse (c. 1490) Leonardo da Vinci Wrist Watch

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, horse, 1490, study of horse, horse drawing, equestrian, equine, words and unwords, horse anatomy, genius, artist, scientist, drawing, anatomical, renaissance, timeless, attitude, scientific, horses

Make others do a double-take the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of the anatomy and physique of a horse known as "Study Of Horse", circa 1490. Great watch gift for any horse lover or equestrian!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion) Wristwatches

tagged with: shifted chessboard illusion, optical illlusion, illusion, chessboard, münsterberg illusion, geek, humor, psyche, words and unwords, visual illusion

Optical illusion fans will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusion.

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: carnot heat engine, thermodynamics, second law of thermodynamics, work, physics, physicist, geek, humor, 24 hours per day, words and unwords, saying, truism, attitude, educational, science, scientist, temperature differences, 7 days per week, 365 days per year, definition, heat engine diagram, science teacher, physics teacher, truisms

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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A Closer Look At My Power Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Stamp

tagged with: science teacher, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, power cycle, truism, geek, humor, words and unwords, science, scientist, educational, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, chemist, biologist, biochemist, medicine, jogger, definition, saying, attitude, funny, truisms

Face it - you are powered by the Krebs cycle. Showcase this biochemical fact with a dose of Krebs cycle attitude on this geek humor stamp featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Make others do a double-take at what you are powered by today with a dose of educational scientific fun the next time you send correspondence!

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Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: reenergize yourself, take a mental vacation, mental vacation, open source, java's duke, coffee cup, duke in coffee cup, words and unwords, software engineer, geek, programmer, software developer, humor, saying, software development advice, advice

Showcase your wry open source software side with a dose of geek humor with any of these featuring Java's unofficial mascot along with the saying "Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor today! For all who need a mental vacation in order to get reenergized!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dishes

tagged with: psychology, statistical, words and unwords, statistics, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, humor, geek, psyche, saying, attitude

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Jigsaw Puzzles

tagged with: new hampshire, illusion, optical illusion, granite, cannon mountain, white mountains, great stone face, old man on the mountain, words and unwords, optics, rock outcrop, the profile, humor, attitude, photo, history, historical, historian, face, profile of a face, franconia, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Showcase your love of planet Saturn with a dose of astronomical attitude with any of these featuring a photo of Saturn's rings along with the caption "Saturn's Rings".

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