Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, March 01, 2015

Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Wrist Watch

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No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)".

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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Magnetosphere In Perspective (Astronomy) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: astronomy, earth science, magnetism, magnetosphere, magnetosphere in perspective, geek, diagram, words and unwords, bow shock, magnetopause, solar wind

Fans of the magnetosphere will enjoy any of these astronomical attitude featuring the magnetosphere in perspective. Included in the diagram are the different parts of the magnetosphere,

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

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Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: electron transport chain, oxidation-reduction reactions inside, reactions, inside, oxidation-reduction, mitochondrion, biochemistry, geek, redox, words and unwords, saying, truism, biology, mitochondria, oxidative phosphorylation, nadh, succinate, enzyme, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, humor, attitude, educational, science teacher, atp, energy, truisms

Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude today!

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Postage

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, funny, humor, periodic table, periodic table of elements, sarcasm, words and unwords, my life consists of nothing, chemist, elemental, attitude, saying, truism, science, scientist

Those with a sense of life will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: attitude, wine, wine lover, wine fan, wine connoisseur, biology, grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, words and unwords, grape berry anatomy, humor, funny, grape, saying, truism, biologist, anatomical, truisms

If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Primary Consciousness Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Stamps

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Are you conscious of the world around you? Showcase your biological attitude with this stamp featuring a neuron / synapse along with the scientific truism saying "Primary Consciousness Inside". Make others do a double-take with regard to your level of consciousness inside today with this educational postage.

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Legging Tights

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor

Let your wry molecular biology shine the next time you walk in these leggings featuring a codon wheel along with the biological truism saying "Coded To Start And Stop". Make others do a double-take the next time you start and stop exercising when you wear these biological humor leggings!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

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Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Organizer

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If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Dermatology Essence Of My Existence SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Dermatologists with an existential sense of humor will enjoy any of these anatomical featuring the different layers of the skin along with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take: "Dermatology Essence Of My Existence". Classic skin anatomy humor for anyone interested in existing within his or her own skin!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry existential side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Classic geek humor postage -- not just for medical personnel!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power 18oz Water Bottle

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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