Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, March 01, 2015

Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Organizer

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, matter of morse, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Dermatology Essence Of My Existence SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatology, skin, dermal layers, geek, humor, essence of my existence, words and unwords, dermatologist, epidermis, skin layers

Dermatologists with an existential sense of humor will enjoy any of these anatomical featuring the different layers of the skin along with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take: "Dermatology Essence Of My Existence". Classic skin anatomy humor for anyone interested in existing within his or her own skin!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Postage Stamp

tagged with: alive, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, the condition of my existence, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, saying, attitude, geek

Showcase your wry existential side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Classic geek humor postage -- not just for medical personnel!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: money, sun, solar energy, what a source of power, thomas edison, quote, quotation, solar power enthusiast, words and unwords, edison, environmentalist, clean energy, solar power, science, scientist, inventor, entrepreneur, attitude, inventors

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Future Grandmaster Chess Set Chess Player Saying Fabric

tagged with: chess, reflective chess set, geek, future grandmaster, grandmaster, chess game, chess set, words and unwords, chess attitude, serious chess player

If you're a future Grandmaster who loves the game of chess, you'll enjoy making things with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Future Grandmaster".

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Words & Unwords Wonderland Adventure 2015 Calendar

tagged with: words and unwords, wonderland adventure, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, john tenniel, quote, quotations, illustrations, interpretations, 2015 calendar

If you're a fan of Lewis Carroll's works of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There, you'll enjoy this Wonderland adventure calendar throughout 2015. Featuring a different illustration for each month, along with 2 bonus images on front cover and back cover. Inspire yourself and others with a dose of Wonderland attitude throughout the year with this unique 2015 calendar gift. Great 2015 calendar for any Wonderland fan!

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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Wall Street Paved Too Much Beta Too Little Alpha Fabric

tagged with: wall street, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, economics, financial markets, money, wall street sign, words and unwords, signage, humor, money saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics / financial market humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a Wall Street transportation sign along with the saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta & Too Little Alpha". Economics / financial market humor for anyone who knows about volatility and the abnormal returns!

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: gestalt, gestalt phenomenon, vase or faces, optical illusion, illusion, psychology, vase, faces, geek, words and unwords, question, query, attitude, psychologist, illusory, psyche, optics, riddle, brain teaser, humor, riddles, perception

Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude illusion for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: nemo record breaking winter storm, new england, nasa satellite photo, satellite imagery, atmospheric science, meteorology, meterologist, words and unwords, historical winter storm, winter storm

Featuring a NASA GOES satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo, those who know about the meteorological power behind winter storms will appreciate any of these featuring the following title and caption: "Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England".

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Just Being Renal Anatomical Nephron Humor Fabric

tagged with: just being renal, renal, kidney, nephron, nephrology, attitude, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy

Let your wry medical and anatomical shine the next time you make something with this fabric featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Organic Machinery Inside (Krebs Cycle) Wristlet Clutch

tagged with: krebs cycle, krebs, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, biology, organic, organic machinery inside, geek, words and unwords, tcac, chemistry, inside, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, humor, scientist, chemist, biologist, biochemist, truisms

Let your wry geek side show with this wristlet featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the caption "Organic Machinery Inside".

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Open Source Student Java Duke Comfy Chair Fabric

tagged with: open source student, duke, java, guitar, comfy chair, da java code, geek, humor, open source, words and unwords

If you're a student of open source, you'll enjoy Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair and reading "Da Java Code" along with the saying "Open Source Student" on this fabric. Geek humor fabric to make things for anyone familiar with open source code!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: my life has gotten to, seriously consider a brain transplant, brain, brainy, geek, brain transplant, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical

Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Commuter Bag

tagged with: normal distribution curve, bell curve, stats, statistics, statistician, z-score, geek, just having a normal day, bell curve humor, words and unwords, gaussian curve, psychology, percentages, saying, truism, funny, nerd, humor, attitude, math, statistical, educational

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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