Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess (Wonderland) Business Card Template

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Showcase this classic conversation of Alice and the Duchess with any of these business cards featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing from Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". Make others do a double-take on the advice that Alice was given from the Duchess on the subject of appearances! No need to be a die-hard Wonderland fan to enjoy introducing yourself with this tongue-twisting opening! Memorable business card gifts for your next introduction!

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is? Coffee Mug

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No need to be an economics major to appreciate this economics inquiry on any of these gifts. Featuring long-run average cost curve (LRAC), along with the caption "Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is?". The ideal firm size is the theoretically most competitive size for any company, in a given industry, at a given time and should ideally correspond with the highest possible per-unit profit. In other words, the ideal firm size is OQ2, where average cost is at its lowest level on the long-run average cost curve. Make others do a double-take with a dose of microeconomics humor with any of these gifts!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Tees

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If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Tshirt

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Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

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Where Dixie Alley Lies (United States Map) Mug

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Tornado watchers and storm chasers will enjoy any of these meteorological attitude gifts featuring a map of the United States along with the caption "Where Dixie Alley Lies". Featuring Dixie Alley in light green on the United States map. Showcase your educational, scientific extreme weather side with any of these memorable gifts!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Mug

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Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal attitude today!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Coffee Mug

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Are you a software developer? Do you feel that you move mountains at work? Look no further for geek attitude than any of these gifts that feature Java mascot Duke pushing or pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain. Truism saying says it all: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Work your magic at work and/or play with any of these software developer attitude gifts today! Make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what it is that you do!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain) Mousepad

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No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain, whether physically or psychologically, showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational, scientific attitude!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Entrepreneurial DNA Inside Mug

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If you love to create things or are an entrepreneur, you'll enjoy any of these science humor gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with leading and lagging strands. Saying says it all: "Entrepreneurial DNA Inside". Gifts for those who are just wired by their genes to be entrepreneurs!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Round Sticker

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Aquarium Inside Coffee Mug

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If you love aquariums and/or the fish that inhabit them, you'll enjoy any of these calm biology gifts featuring 4 different types of fish in an aquarium, including the popular clownfish. Make others do a double-take at the soothing peaceful aquatic side of you with these gifts that feature the "Aquarium Inside"! No need to be an ecologist to enjoy!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Coffee Mug

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Do you lead an irregular life? Are you looking for periodicity? No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy wry Periodic Table Of Elements chemistry humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table. Comes with the truism saying for anyone who leads a harried life: "Wanted - Periodicity In My Life". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with these science humor gifts!

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Wine Grape Berry (Anatomy) Mug

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No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Mugs

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Mugs

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Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, when you eat pie? Showcase your wry sense of mathematical humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the query "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Make others do a double-take the next time they eat pie with any of these math pi attitude gifts!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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