Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, February 23, 2015

Science Observation Things Possible Prescience Coffee Mug

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Showcase your knowledge of both science and prescience with any of these Leonardo da Vinci genius quotation gifts. Quote says: "Science is the observation of things possible, whether present or past; prescience is the knowledge of things which may come to pass, though but slowly." Renaissance scientist, inventor, and artist, da Vinci's words of wisdom about science and prescience are still applicable in these modern times! Inspirational quote gifts for all who look to the future!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Coffee Mug

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Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with any of these Wall Street signage gifts with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street!

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Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned (Sign) Mugs

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Are you involved in mergers and acquisitions or has your organization been merged into another? Organizational psychology fans will enjoy any of these transportation signs featuring the merge zone warning, along with the organizational truism saying for anyone who has been involved in a reorganization: "Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned". Make others do a double-take with any of these signage humor gifts! Memorable office politics gifts for all!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Coffee Mug

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If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Radiation Dose Chart (by Randall Munroe) Posters

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No need to be a physicist or work in the medical field to understand the concept of a radiation dose. Make others do a double-take about what radiation dosage is all about in terms of millirems with this educational, scientific "Radiation Dose Chart" as created by XKCD artist Randall Munroe. Memorable poster gift for all who are exposed to varying levels of radiation throughout their lives!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence Mugs

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Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". No need to be a nephrologist or physician or urologist to enjoy wry medical anatomical fun with these memorable geek humor gifts!

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A Closer Look At My Power Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Pins

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Face it - you are powered by the Krebs cycle. Showcase this biochemical fact with a dose of Krebs cycle attitude on any of these geek humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Make others do a double-take at what you are powered by today with a dose of educational scientific fun!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain Humor) Business Cards

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Do you have an opened mind? No need to be a neurologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Comes with the various parts of the human brain labeled, as well as the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean the next time you introduce yourself!

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Coffee Mug

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Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Software Developers Know How To Juggle (Duke) Mugs

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If you are a software developer and are constantly juggling through projects, you'll enjoy any of these wry open source attitude gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke along with the truism saying "Software Developers Know How To Juggle". Includes Duke juggling an umbrella, an old-school television set, a chainsaw, and a fish. Make others do a double-take at your juggling abilities with any of these programming attitude gifts!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse (Bridge Humor) Tshirts

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Do you know how to finesse at the bridge table? Showcase wry suggestive duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Double-entendre fun for all bridge players at the bridge table!

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Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your elemental style with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements. Comes with the following truism caption: "Elemental Material". Periodic Table science attitude gifts for all who know that they are elemental material!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology / Botany) Mug

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Wine Grape Berry Anatomy (Scientific Diagram) Coffee Mug

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If you ever wanted to know about grapes and/or wine, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific diagrams of all of the key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take the next time they eat a grape or have a sip of wine with these botanical and biological gifts! No need to be a wine lover to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Capacity Of Earth Charge Electrified Coffee Mug

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Nikola Tesla, father of today's wireless society and inventor of the radio, once asked the following: "A point of great importance would be first to know what is the capacity of the earth? And what charge does it contain if electrified?" Electrical engineers, scientists, physicists, inventors, and those into electricity and magnetic forces will enjoy this philosophical and scientific quote on any of these gifts! Timeless question for all those who know about alternate currents!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Mugs

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Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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The Golden Ratio (Mathematics 1.6180339887) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a Renaissance person or mathematician to enjoy any of these "The Golden Ratio" mathematical gifts. Showcase the golden ratio of 1.6180339887 as found in ancient and Renaissance times and used in art and architecture. Educational, scientific, logical a is to b golden ratio geometry gifts!

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Living Fossil Remember: It Takes One To Know One Coffee Mug

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Have you been accused of being a living fossil? No matter what your age showcase your evolutionary sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a drawing of a coelacanth, the oldest living lineage of Sarcopterygii (lobe-finned fish + tetrapods) known to date. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying that will make others do a double-take before talking about living fossils: "Living Fossil Remember: It Takes One To Know One". Scientific gag gifts for birthdays and for anyone considered a "living fossil" in today's rapidly changing modern world!

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