Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, February 21, 2015

My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Coffee Mug

tagged with: pi on a pie, baked pie, pi filled existence, mathematical constant, geek humor, scientific, humor, geek, attitude, mathematician, irrational number, word play, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, scientist, science, philosopher, existential, existence, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play gifts on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical gifts for all who can't help but think about pi, especially when eating pie!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Mugs

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Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical attitude gifts!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) Mug

tagged with: just another hypercubed day, hypercube, four dimensional, mathematician, mathematical, geometry, geometric, fourth dimension, geek, words and unwords, math, funny, humor, attitude, physicist, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Do you think in terms of hypercubes -- i.e., in four dimensional terms? Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric sense humor with any of these gifts with a hypercube, along with the saying "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable math and geometry attitude gifts for all who think in the fourth dimension!

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Alamosaurus (Dinosaur Fun) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: alamosaurus, dinosaur, titanosaurian sauropod dinosaur, quadrupedal herbivore, paleontology, paleontologist, dinosaur fan, dinosaur fun, prehistoric, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, extinct, scientist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, drawing, wordsunwords, nature, animals

No need to be a paleontologist to enjoy any of these dinosaur drawing gifts featuring the Alamosaurus, a genus of titanosaurian sauropod dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous Period of what is now North America and a large quadrupedal herbivore. Curiously enough, the name Alamosaurus comes from Ojo Alamo, the former name for the geologic formation in which it was found (that part of the Ojo Alamo Formation has since been reassigned to Kirtland Shale) and which was, in turn, named after the nearby Ojo Alamo trading post. The term alamo itself is a Spanish word meaning "poplar" and is used for the local subspecies of cottonwood tree. Make others do a double-take with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Alamosaurus gifts!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry medical humor with any of these electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat gifts featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the medical or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun today!

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Friday, February 20, 2015

Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Post Card

tagged with: young woman or old lady, optical illusion, illusions, psychology, psyche, psychologist, illusionist, gestalt phenomenon, drawing, optics, visual perception, humor, attitude, brain teaser, truism, inquiry, query, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords

Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Tie

tagged with: do not stop questioning, philosophical, stop sign, signage, transportation sign, humor, attitude, geek, philosopher, graduation, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, thoughtful, ponder, love to question, saying, truism, advice, riddles, brain teasers

Do you ponder about everything in life? Showcase your wry philosophical side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the cross-out bar across a stop sign with the complete saying that means "Do Not Stop Questioning". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are trying to say with any of these thoughtful sign attitude gifts!

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Female Android (Sign / Symbol) Mug

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, feminista, words and unwords, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid enclosed within the universal sign / symbol for the female. Make others do a double-take at who is developing on the open source Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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What Is The Matter With My View Of The World? Mugs

tagged with: quantum mechanics,quantum physics,particle physics,physics,physicist,standard model,higgs field,higgs boson,words and unwords,geek,humor,attitude,saying,particles,matter,leptons,quarks,photons

Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in particle physics with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring particles such as quarks and leptons, along with the infamous Higgs Boson, and the scientific rhetorical question to anyone outside of the world of quantum physics: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take on matter at the sub-atomic level with any of these gifts!

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Welcome To Hurricane County (County Sign Humor) Coffee Mug

tagged with: sign, signage, hurricane county, welcome to hurricane county, county transportation sign, humor, attitude, meteorologist, meteorology, funny, bad weather, words and unwords, inclement weather, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, lifestyle

If you have lived through a number of hurricanes, you'll enjoy this wry transportation sign featuring a county transportation sign saying "Welcome To Hurricane County". Make others do a double-take about exactly where you live and what you have lived through with a dose of county transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Trucker Hats

tagged with: life a balanced life,think renal,nephron,nephrology,renal,attitude,saying,words and unwords,nephrologist,kidney,geek,humor,medical,medicine,anatomy,anatomical

Showcase your wry renal attitude with a dose of anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the nephron along with the following scientific saying: "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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100% Organic (Krebs Cycle - Citric Acid Cycle) Business Card

tagged with: chemistry, humor, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, 100, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, words and unwords, biochemistry, one hundred percent organic

Showcase wry biochemistry humor with any of these business cards featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism "100% Organic". Educational, scientific fun on business cards for the next time you make an introduction!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Mouse Pads

tagged with: statistician, statistics, saying, just call me statistically significant, percentages, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, psyche, psychology, hypothesis testing, geek, math, mathematician, funny, humor, attitude, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, scientist, educational, advice, sarcasm, satire, significance, statistically significant, words to live by

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) T-shirt

tagged with: open source dude, open source, dude, java, duke, geek, humor, software developer, computer scientist, software engineer, software development, attitude, helmet, biker helmet, engineer, funny, computers, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, scientist, programmer, coder, computer science

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer gifts!

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Beta-Negative Decay (Nuclear Physics) Shirt

tagged with: physics, chemistry, physicist, quark, nuclear physics, quantum physics, quantum, nuclear, down quark, up quark, emission, boson, electron, antineutrino, anti-neutrino, beta-negative decay, explanation, illustration, scientific, diagram, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, educational, physics teacher, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, decay, neutron rich nuclei, educational resources

No need to be a physicist -- specifically, a quantum physicist or a nuclear physicist -- to enjoy any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring beta-negative decay. In beta-negative decay, the weak interaction converts a neutron into a proton while emitting an electron and an electron anti-neutrino . Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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It Made Dinosaurs Extinct Could Happen Again Coffee Mugs

tagged with: dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, meteor, asteroid, astronomy, humor, attitude, galactic, crash, earth, it made dinosaurs extinct, remember it could happen again, existential, astronomer, exogenous event, philosopher, space, outer space, saying, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, geek, planet earth, atmosphere, impact, crater, phenomena

No need to be an astronomer to understand that Earth's history has been impacted by objects such as meteors and asteroids crashing on planet Earth. Showcase what could have happened 65 million years ago with this painting with the existential reminder to pay attention to objects in outer space: "It Made Dinosaurs Extinct - Remember: It Could Happen Again". Memorable galactic humor gifts for all those who know about the distant probabilities that shape life on Earth as we know it!

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

tagged with: geology, geological time, earth scientist, epochs, scientific, geek, earth's history, geological time clock, earth science, words and unwords

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Mugs

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There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Coffee Mugs

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry gifts!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Business Card Templates

tagged with: neuron, nerve, synapse, saying, neurotransmitter, biology, medicine, neurology, attention span, words and unwords, medical

It's quite easy to not pay attention when you are meeting someone else, as you're probably thinking about what to say next. Showcase your wry biology medical geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring a neuron / synapse along with the truism saying "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational humor at your next meet and greet!

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