Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, February 20, 2015

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Stickers

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No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer gifts!

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It Made Dinosaurs Extinct Could Happen Again Mugs

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No need to be an astronomer to understand that Earth's history has been impacted by objects such as meteors and asteroids crashing on planet Earth. Showcase what could have happened 65 million years ago with this painting with the existential reminder to pay attention to objects in outer space: "It Made Dinosaurs Extinct - Remember: It Could Happen Again". Memorable galactic humor gifts for all those who know about the distant probabilities that shape life on Earth as we know it!

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Puerto Rico Trench Deepest Part Of The N. Atlantic Postcard

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No need to be an earth scientist, geologist, or geographer to appreciate the Puerto Rico trench on any of these geography gifts. Comes with the definition saying: "Puerto Rico Trench - Deepest Part Of The North Atlantic". The Puerto Rico trench is located where two plates, the North American plate and the Caribbean plate collide. Fans of the geography of the North Atlantic or trenches will enjoy any of these educational gifts with vivid detail! Perfect gifts for any fan of plate tectonics!

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Warning! Swordfish Inside Coffee Mugs

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Do you argue with a sharp tongue? Showcase your sharp side with any of these naturalist attitude gifts featuring a swordfish along with saying "Warning! Swordfish Inside". No need to be a literal fan of swordfish to enjoy the metaphor with these memorable scientific attitude gifts! Make others do a double-take when they do battle with you!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Refrigerator Magnets

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Money Value Discoveries Easier Life Round Sticker

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Too much is made about money in our society. Showcase your attitude toward invention and discovery with this wireless genius Nikola Tesla quote on any of these gifts. Quote says: "Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. All my money has been invested into experiments with which I have made new discoveries enabling mankind to have a little easier life." Gifts for all inventors, scientists, engineers, and those who wish to improve humanity and let others have a little easier life!

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From Gene To Protein Mug

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No need to be a biology major or biologist to understand how information coded by a genes gets configured into protein. Showcase wry cell biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring "From Gene To Protein". Educational, scientific fun for all who know about cellular processes!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Mugs

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Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Pin

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Hat

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Do you take aspirin on a daily basis? Are you a runner who needs to take aspirin as a pain-killer after lengthy runs? Showcase your wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the aspirin molecule, known as acetylsalicylic acid, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Make others do a double-take regarding what you are powered by and what keeps you going!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Keychain

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Are you often misunderstood? Showcase wry math and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the saying "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who think in another dimension -- the fifth dimension!

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Heartbeat Is My Internal Music (ECG/EKG Rhythm) Business Card Template

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Be acoustical and showcase wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an ECG/EKG. Comes with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Internal Music". Memorable science/medical/engineering attitude business cards for any introduction!

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Stay In The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Mugs

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No need to be a fan of magnetism to enjoy wry physics humor featuring the quadrupole moment with any of these saying gifts! Truism saying says "Stay In The Moment". Make others do a double-take about exactly what they are doing at any given time with any of these scientific humor gifts!

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Not Anal Just Dermal (Layers Of Skin Dermatology) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry dermal humor with any of these gifts featuring skin anatomy / skin layers along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are referring to: "Not Anal Just Dermal". Educational, scientific anatomical humor for anyone with skin!

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Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards

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Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Business Cards

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The next time you introduce yourself, showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific educational fun for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry!

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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Warning! Decision Make Daily Cause Meltdown Mug

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If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these warning sign gifts!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Mug

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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In Search Of Silence (Signage) Mug

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If you work in a noisy workplace or live a life where you are constantly in search of slience, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the cross-out sign in front of a trumpet with the saying "In Search Of Silence". Make others do a double-take about what really matters in life with any of these signage attitude gifts! For all those who are seeking peace and quiet!

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