Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, February 19, 2015

How Momentous Are You? (Magnetic Quad Moment) Mugs

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You've experienced many momentous occassions -- haven't you? It's time to ask yourself and others, with wry magnetic quadrupole moment humor, "How Momentous Are You?" Make others do a double-take with memorable magnetic attitude gifts today! No need to be a graduate or a retiree to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Mesh Hat

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Think Like A Queen Alice White Queen Red Queen Tee Shirt

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Wonderland fans of all ages will enjoy any of these Wonderland chess attitude gifts featuring Alice with White Queen and Red Queen in deep conversation as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption -- which definitely has a chess connotation: "Think Like A Queen". Memorable fantasy gifts for all who know about Alice and her adventures in Wonderland!

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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Will You Be My Valentine? (Android Fan / Lover) Coffee Mugs

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid with a vintage heart on it and encased in the same heart along with the ubiquitous saying during the Valentine season: "Will You Be My Valentine?" Geek humor and geek love at its best with any of these bug droid gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Shirts

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Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) Business Card Template

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No need to be an expert on the Krebs cycle to enjoy any of these citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC) business cards for the next time you introduce yourself. Tongue-in-cheek geek humor with the saying "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle".

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Mesh Hats

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No need to be a dialysis patient or nephrologist to enjoy wry medical, anatomical humor with a dose of educational, scientific style with any of these gifts. Featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Make others do a double-take at the important excretory function of our kidneys today with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T Shirts

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Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Open Source Time Traveler (Java's Duke) Mugs

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No need to be a computer scientist or physicist to enjoy open source humor with any of these geek gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke blasting through a time gate. Memorable "Open Source Time Traveler" gifts for all who know that the future will be here soon enough!

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Igneous Is Bliss (Geology Ignorance Is Bliss) T Shirts

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If you love igneous rock and have studied them in detail, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological attitude gifts featuring the classification scheme for igneous rocks on their mineralogy. As you probably know, igneous rock is formed by magma or lava (molten rock) cooling and becoming solid. The diagram features the mineralogical composition of igneous rocks with decreasing silica (SiO2) content. Make others do a double-take with these scientific truism gifts that include the fun-filled saying "Igneous Is Bliss" (a parody on Ignorance Is Bliss)!

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Figure Of The Heavenly Bodies (Ptolemaic World) Mug

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Reproduced on these classic historical astronomy gifts featuring a Ptolemaic (geocentric) view of the world (before the Scientific Revolution) is the 1568 "Figure Of The Heavenly Bodies" by Bartolomeu Velho, a sixteenth-century Portuguese mapmaker and cosmographer. No need to be an astronomer or a historian to enjoy any of these timeless gifts!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Business Cards

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If you cook, you are a chemist -- whether you know about it or not. Showcase your wry geek side the next time you cook up a storm and introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements along with the truism saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry"!

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How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) T-shirts

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Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!

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Warning! Stingy Tentacles Inside (Jellyfish) Mugs

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No need to be fond of jellyfish, whether as a creature swimming in the ocean or as a delicacy to be eaten, to enjoy any of these biological and psychological gifts featuring jellyfish, along with the saying "Warning! Stingy Tentacles Inside". Make others do a double-take before they talk with you with any of these colorful wry scientific attitude gifts!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Anatomy) Business Card Template

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Showcase your knowledge of wine via these business cards featuring all key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry along with the saying "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take of how well you know your wine grape berries at your next introduction!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Tee Shirts

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside (Cell Biology) Coffee Mug

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If you are looking for some silence -- for some peace and quiet -- you'll enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts featuring silencer RNA, along with the truism saying "Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for anyone looking for some peace and quiet with a dose of science geek humor!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit C) Mesh Hat

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Do you take vitamin C daily? Showcase wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical molecule ascorbic acid, also known as Vitamin C. Comes with the scientific saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational chemistry truism gifts! No need to work in the medical field or be a healthy person to enjoy!

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Logic Matrices Inside (Boolean Logic) Coffee Mugs

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Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Great gifts for anyone with a logical mindset!

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