Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Business Card Templates

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Does thinking hurt your neurons -- sometimes? Showcase your wry biological and anatomical side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring a neuron / synapse along with the truism saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Make everyone do a double-take about how and what you think!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) Coffee Mugs

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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Types Of Plastids Tee Shirts

tagged with: types of plastids, chloroplast, botany, biology, biologist, cell, plastid, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

No need to be a biologist or botanist to understand the key role that plastids, the major organelles found in the cells of plants and algae, play within the cell. Plastids are responsible for photosynthesis and storage of products like starch. All plastids are derived from proplastids which are present in the meristematic regions of the plant. Make others do a double-take with scientific attitude with any of these educational gifts featuring "Types Of Plastids"!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Apron

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy of these wry math humor gifts featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". No need to wait until March 14th to celebrate "Pi Day" with any of these educational, math attitude pi gifts! Make others wonder about the significance of March 14th with any of these pi humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit C) Coffee Mug

tagged with: chemistry, chemist, vitamin c, vitamin, ascorbic acid, essential vitamin, molecule, molecular, structure, formula, this machine is powered by, saying, truism, medicine, health, science, scientist, scientific, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, medical

Do you take vitamin C daily? Showcase wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical molecule ascorbic acid, also known as Vitamin C. Comes with the scientific saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational chemistry truism gifts! No need to work in the medical field or be a healthy person to enjoy!

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Creativity Is Combinatorial (Permutations) Mesh Hat

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Mathematicians and those who understand the world of permutations and creativity will enjoy any of these gifts featuring several permutations along with the truism saying "Creativity Is Combinatorial". Make others do a double-take at the mathematical and creative side of combinations today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Mugs

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Hat

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram) Coffee Mug

tagged with: my heart beats with love, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, with love, funny, geek, humor, sinus rhythm, words and unwords, science, saying, educational

No need to be in love to enjoy any of these wry medical electrocardiogram gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm. Comes with the truism saying for anyone who loves: "My Heart Beats With Love". Make others do a double-take and wondering exactly what you mean with a dose of educational, geek humor today with these memorable gifts!

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Be An Independent Thinker Repel Specious Arguments Mugs

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Do you think independently? No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry magnetic humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Be An Independent Thinker Repel Specious Arguments". Memorable gifts for independent thinkers with a magnetic attitude twist!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Mug

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

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Beekeeping Mind Over Bee Matter (Beehives) Business Cards

tagged with: beekeeping, beekeeper, mind over bee matter, renaissance beekeepers, beehives, illustration, words and unwords, apiarist, apiary, beekeeper saying

If you're an apiarist or beekeeper, you'll enjoy any of these business cards featuring a drawing of Renaissance beekeepers along with the saying "Beekeeping Mind Over Bee Matter". Make others do a double-take at your next introduction about what you do!

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Card

tagged with: psyche, psychology, optical illusion, illusion, color, saying, truism, humor, attitude, checkers, shadow, check shadow illusion, optics, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual deception, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Magnet

tagged with: california, sign, signage, transportation sign, historic route, us 101, attitude, historical, transportation history, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, route 101, land

No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Honeycomb Thoughts Inside (Android Bug Droid Bee) Mug

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Are you a software developer working on the Android platform? Showcase your honeycomb side with any of these gifts featuring Android Bug Droid with a honeycomb and bee on it. Featuring the saying "Honeycomb Thoughts Inside". Memorable gifts for any bug droid fan working on honeycomb! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside (Physics) Shirts

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Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Lorenz transformation. In physics, the Lorentz transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Make others do a double-take with any of these Lorenz transformation inside light cone spacetime diagram gifts!

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Phytoplankton Bloom North Sea and Skagerrak Hats

tagged with: landscape, seascape, phytoplankton bloom, satellite photo, satellite imagery, imagery, sweden, denmark, north sea, skagerrak, biology, ecology, ecologist, biologist, geography, geographer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, attitude, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, words and unwords

No need to be living in Northern Europe to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photos of a "Phytoplankton Bloom In The North Sea & The Skagerrak" on any of these geography gifts! As geographers know, the Skagerrak is a strait running between Norway and the southwest coast of Sweden and the Jutland peninsula of Denmark, connecting the North Sea and the Kattegat sea area, which leads to the Baltic Sea. Make others do a double-take with satellite imagery style with any of these landscape / seascape from outer space gifts!

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Life Runs On Its Own Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Business Card

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, chemistry, tcac, tricarboyxlic acid cycle, life saying, truism, science humor, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase your Krebs cycle attitude with any of these business cards the next time you introduce yourself. Includes scientific humor saying "Life Runs On Its Own Cycle" along with the citric acid cycle (Krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC). Make others do a double-take about how you feel about life!

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Hats

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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