Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Warning Bees Ahead (Yellow Diamond Warning Sign) Business Card

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Are you a beekeeper or apiarist? Warn others of the bees ahead with a dose of wry beekeeper attitude with any of these business cards featuring the yellow diamond warning sign that says "Warning Bees Ahead". Includes image of three bees. Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of bee humor today!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Tshirts

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Monday, February 16, 2015

Yield To Reorganization (Economics Sign Humor) Mug

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No need to be involved in merger and acquisitions to understand the impact of reorganization on people's lives. Showcase this face with any of these economics signage gifts featuring the transportation "Yield" sign along with the inevitable saying in the corporate world: "Yield To Reorganization". Gag gifts for all who have been reorganized!

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Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit? (Optical Illusion) Post Card

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Do you think that this picture is a duck or a rabbit? Make others do a double-take with any of these optical illusion gifts that asks "Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit?" Featuring infamous gestalt phenomenon picture of an entity that is both duck and rabbit. Optical illusion visual fun for all who imagine!

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Keychain

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With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Do Not Be Stuck In Limbo Think Quantum Mechanics Mug

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No need to be a quantum physicist to enjoy wry quantum humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. Featuring the infamous thought experiment of quantum entanglement with Schrödinger's cat as either dead and/or alive, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on quantum mechanics: "Do Not Be Stuck In Limbo Think Quantum Mechanics". Geek humor at its best, as there are some who think that thinking about quantum mechanics is a good definition of limbo in and of itself!

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Phytoplankton Bloom North Sea and Skagerrak Coffee Mugs

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No need to be living in Northern Europe to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photos of a "Phytoplankton Bloom In The North Sea & The Skagerrak" on any of these geography gifts! As geographers know, the Skagerrak is a strait running between Norway and the southwest coast of Sweden and the Jutland peninsula of Denmark, connecting the North Sea and the Kattegat sea area, which leads to the Baltic Sea. Make others do a double-take with satellite imagery style with any of these landscape / seascape from outer space gifts!

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Krebs Cycle A.K.A. Citric Acid Cycle Tricarboxylic Business Card

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If you're into organic chemistry, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these business cards featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with biochemistry attitude!

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Coffee Mug

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Mug

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No need to be a gardener or biologist to know that photosynthesis is necessary for life. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, the process of turning light into chemical energy, along with the saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life"

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Open Source The Future Is Now (Duke) Coffee Mug

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If you understand the impact that open source is having on society, you'll enjoy any of these wry open source attitude gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke blasting through a time gate. Includes the truism saying "Open Source The Future Is Now". Memorable programmer humor gifts for all who work with open source code!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Magnetosphere Shielding Earth From The Solar Wind Mug

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No need to be an astronomer or earth scientist to understand the importance of the magnetosphere to life on Earth. Showcase educational astronomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the magnetosphere surrounding planet Earth that says: "Magnetosphere Shielding The Earth From The Solar Wind". Scientific attitude gifts for all who know that the Earth is like one gigantic magnet!

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If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T Shirt

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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment, no matter how extreme, in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not!

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Caffeine Addict Inside (Chemical Molecule) Mug

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Are you addicted to caffeine? You'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the caffeine molecule. Comes with the saying "Caffeine Addict Inside". Make others do a double-take about what you are addicted to with any of these scientific, educational geek gifts!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Round Sticker

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Pi (Math) Probably Irrational Definitely Not 22/7 Business Card

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π (sometimes written pi) is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. π is approximately equal to 3.14159 in the usual decimal positional notation. It is most probably an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction. Make other do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with these π business cards!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline Coffee Mugs

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Showcase wry chemistry molecule humor with any of these adrenaline molecule gifts, with the scientific truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline". Featuring molecular structure of adrenaline, responsible for the "flight or fight" response. Make others do a double-take on what you are powered by, no matter where you go or what you do! Memorable gifts for runners, joggers, walkers, and anyone powered by adrenaline!

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Mug

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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