Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Postcard

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If you drive on rural roads, you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign / traffic sign warning gifts featuring the "Share The Road" sign, along with the truism caption "Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take at what you mean the next time you drive and/or bike with a dose of traffic attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Just Eyeball It (Eye Anatomy Approximation Saying) Coffee Mugs

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Have you ever been told to eyeball it? Do you eyeball things -- such as measurements? Showcase your wry anatomical humor side with any of these literal gifts featuring all key parts of a human eye. Includes the truism saying "Just Eyeball It". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean with any of these memorable ophthamological attitude gifts today! No need to be an optician, optometrist, or ophthalmologist to enjoy!

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Due To Our Expanding Universe Big Freeze Occur Coffee Mug

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to understand that our universe is currently expanding and that, eventually, the "big freeze" will eventually occur. Showcase this scientific fact with any of these gifts featuring our expanding universe and the saying: "Due To Our Expanding Universe The "Big Freeze" Will Eventually Occur"! Memorable, educational astronomy humor gifts for anyone with a galactic sense of humor!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Tee Shirts

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Earth scientists and geographers who know about the deepest point in the Earth's continental crust will enjoy any of these Mariana Trench gifts! Featuring a cross-section of the Mariana Arc where the Mariana Trench, currently estimated to be up to 10,971 m (35,994 ft) deep, is located. Memorable scientific gifts for all fans of plate tectonics!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Coffee Mugs

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry elemental attitude toward love with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Love Is A Chemical Reaction". Make others do a double-take at chemistry with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude today!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Decal For Kindle Fire

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Refrigerator Magnets

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Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Tee Shirt

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Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter T-shirts

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Do you help others or enable others in life? Do you view life as nothing more than a facilitated and diffuse matter? Showcase your wry scientific humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion, which involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the cell membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein; in other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the humorous saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter". Make others do a double-take at what you mean about life with a dose of biological scientific geek humor today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Mug

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Coffee Mugs

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Do you take nitroglycerin on a regular basis? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with any of these "This Machine Is Powered By" gifts with nitroglycerin molecule and the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make others do a double-take on what you are powered by with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Coffee Mug

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Celebrate your geek side with any of these gifts featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today!

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Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Coffee Mug

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of Samuel Morse style with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". For all fans of Morse code who can communicate via Morse!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG/EKG) Business Card Templates

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If you work in the medical field, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring an ECG/EKG (normal sinus rhythm) along with the saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology". These business cards are particularly applicable for cardiologists!

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play gifts for all those who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mouse Pad

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Wall Clocks

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Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following Wonderland truism saying: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink".

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Card Deck

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Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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