Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Mitochondrial Macro-Haplogroups (MRCA Genealogy) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your sense of human evolution from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring "Mitochondrial Macro-Haplogroups". In the field of human genetics, Mitochondrial Eve refers to the most recent common matrilineal ancestor (MRCA) from whom all living humans are descended. Passed down from mother to offspring, all mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) in every living person is directly descended from hers. Educational, evolutionary attitude gifts for all who know about Mitochondrial Eve and the out-of-Africa origin hypothesis!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Tote Bag

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Normal Pulse Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Business Cards

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Showcase your wry medical side with a dose of medical geek humor with any of these business cards featuring a sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram). Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your health: "Normal Pulse Inside". Memorable business cards for all those with a normal pulse!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mesh Hats

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 5 Covers

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts

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Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Coffee Mugs

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Friday, February 13, 2015

Senses Earth Reason Stands Apart Contemplation Coffee Mug

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci understood that reason stood apart from the senses. Showcase your rational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous self-portrait, along with da Vinci's memorable truism quote: "The senses are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation." Perfect gifts for rational and intuitive thinkers!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Business Card Templates

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Value investors will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of signage humor with these business cards featuring the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent investor attitude today!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Mug

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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You Are Approaching The Point Of No Return Sign Mugs

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Ever approached or went beyond the point of no return? Showcase your tongue-in-cheek side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "You Are Approaching The Point Of No Return". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of signage attitude with these memorable saying gifts! Double-entendre / double-meaning gifts for all those with an imagination!

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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

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No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Mug

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Apron

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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A Closer Look At My Power Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Business Card Templates

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Introduction yourself with a dose of wry scientific humor with these business cards featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Memorable business card for all obsessed with internal chemical energy!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Magnets

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If you're into photosynthesis, you'll enjoy these scientific, educational gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "From Light To Chemical Energy". Make everyone do a double-take about what goes on in the chloroplasts of autotrophs today!

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Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through Coffee Mug

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Are you a procrastinator? Do you need a pressure filled environment in which to work? Look no further than any of these memorable geek humor gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard through time, along with the truism saying, "Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through". Memorable gifts for wishful thinkers who love to coast through to deadlines!

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Disturb Your Routine Think (Brain Anatomy) Business Cards

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these business cards featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice: "Disturb Your Routine Think".

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Life Is A Monty Hall Problem (Three Doors) Mug

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If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem", you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring three doors, with a goat behind an opened door, along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical, probabilistic attitude toward life with these Monty Hall problem saying gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Business Card

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Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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