Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, February 13, 2015

Sunspot Patterns (Solar Variations) Coffee Mug

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No need to be an astronomer, earth scientist, or climatologist to understand the importance of sunspot patterns to everyone on Earth. Showcase your scientific attitude with any of these "Sunspot Patterns" gifts featuring "Daily Sunspot Area Averaged Over Individual Solar Rotations". Educational, scientific gifts for all who desire to know more about the changes in the amount of total solar radiation and its spectral distribution over time!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

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No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Coffee Mugs

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Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Just Sending You My Thoughts (Neuron / Synapse) Coffee Mug

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Pinback Buttons

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Mug

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Thinking About Pi Constantly (Pi Pie Math Humor) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry pi humor featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pi. Memorable geek humor gift for anyone who is "Thinking About Pi Constantly". Make others do a double-take about what you're thinking about with any of the math humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Chemistry) Mugs

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Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Mesh Hats

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Geometric attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Parabolic curve showing chord (L), focus (F), and vertex (V). L is an arbitrary chord of the parabola perpendicular to its axis of symmetry, which passes through V and F. Showcase your wry mathematical side with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance Mugs

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Did you know that Morse code -- which was a communication code developed in the 19th century -- is still relevant today in these modern times? Showcase this fact with any of these International Morse Code saying gifts featuring the following saying: "Reliable means of communication over long distances". Even when the Internet is down, Morse code can get through. Make others do a double-take over how reliable Morse code truly is when compared with others communication technologies used today! Memorable gifts for all Morse code fans!

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Mitochondrial Macro-Haplogroups (MRCA Genealogy) Mugs

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Showcase your sense of human evolution from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring "Mitochondrial Macro-Haplogroups". In the field of human genetics, Mitochondrial Eve refers to the most recent common matrilineal ancestor (MRCA) from whom all living humans are descended. Passed down from mother to offspring, all mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) in every living person is directly descended from hers. Educational, evolutionary attitude gifts for all who know about Mitochondrial Eve and the out-of-Africa origin hypothesis!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Business Card Template

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If you work in the medical field and enjoy music, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram heartbeat along with the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". Make others do a double-take at what's truly inside of you!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Hats

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Postcard

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Pitcher

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Key Chain

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Mug

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Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with any of these yellow diamond warning signs featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcards

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Welcome To Mergers & Acquisitions County (Sign) Mugs

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If you work in the field of mergers and acquisitions -- whether as a lawyer, investment banker, analyst, entrepreneur, arbitrageur, etc. -- you'll enjoy wry transportation county sign humor gifts featuring the county sign along with the saying "Welcome To Mergers & Acquisitions County". Make others do a double-take on where exactly they are with any of these organizational psychology signage attitude gifts!

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