Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, February 08, 2015

Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Mug

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Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds) Business Card Template

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No need to be a gardener or science humor to enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds along with the caption "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take at your next introduction!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Post Card

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No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Pinback Buttons

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No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Periodicity Essence My Existence (Periodic Table) Postcard

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Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor with any of these Periodic Table of Elements saying gifts featuring the following existential phrase that many chemists and chemistry teachers can identify with: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". Educational, scientific geek attitude gifts for all who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Nikola Tesla I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Business Card Templates

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Electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all fans of wireless will enjoy introducing themselves with any of these business cards featuring one of Nikola Tesla's infamous quotes: "I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device." Make others do a double-take at these timeless words by wireless genius Tesla for your next introduction!

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If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My MHC Biology Coffee Mug

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Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Business Card Templates

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Mathematicians will enjoy showing their wry pi sense of humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring pi on a pie along with the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Business Card Template

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If you like to drink coffee or caffeinated soda, you'll enjoy introducing yourself and/or your business with this business card with a dose of wry chemical humor featuring the caffeine molecule. Comes with the scientific truism saying for all who drink caffeinated beverages: "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine"!

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Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Pacifier

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Copy Code At >40 WPM (International Morse Code) Mugs

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Can you read Morse code? Do you read (copy) Morse code at greater than 40 words per minute? Make everyone else do a double-take with a dose of Morse code style with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code and the saying "Copy Code At >40 WPM" in these modern times!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Mesh Hats

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Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Skin For The iPhone 4

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Showcase your wry ECG / EKG electrocardiogram sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to be an EMT to enjoy!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Physics) Business Card Template

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these magnetic quadrupole moment business cards featuring the saying "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Make others do a double-take with regard to the term "moment" with a dose of magnetic physics attitude today!

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Team Edison (Thomas Alva Edison) Mesh Hats

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Showcase your Team Edison side with any of these gifts featuring scientist and inventor Thomas Alva Edison. This vintage photo of Edison makes a great gift to scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all those who admire Thomas Edison's contributions to our modern well-lit world!

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Do You Ever Wish You Could Go Through The Mirror? Tile

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Gifts for all fans of Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" along with two of John Tenniel's drawings of Alice going through the mirror. Ask yourself and others this key question: "Do you ever wish you could go through the mirror?"

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Mug

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Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff? (Econ Sign) Pins

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No need to be an economist to enjoy wry economics humor with any of these signage gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with rocks falling off of a cliff along with the following query: "Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff?" Make others do a double-take about the state of economy today with these memorable political economy signage humor gifts! Perfect gifts for anyone who is concerned about fiscal policy!

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Patterns Of Emergence (Dalmatian Optical Illusion) Mugs

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Showcase the "Patterns Of Emergence" with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a Dalmatian that appears out of nowhere. Can you find the Dalamatian? No need to be a psychologist or cognitive scientist to understand the way complex systems and patterns arise out of a multiplicity of relatively simple interactions. Make others do a double-take with any of these "Patterns Of Emergence" gifts!

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Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Reusable Water Bottle

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Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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