Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, February 06, 2015

Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Coffee Mug

tagged with: software engineers,java,java's duke,live in a fishbowl environment,fish tank humor,geek,attitude,saying,open source,words and unwords,software developers,software engineering,software development

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Coffee Mugs

tagged with: be in your own element, think periodically, chemistry, elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, geek, words and unwords, humor, periodically, saying, double-entendre, double meaning, scientific, educational, science humor, think, thinker, advice, scientific advice

Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: the world contains many faults, plate tectonics, earth science, geologist, geology, tectonic plates of the world, seismologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, earth scientist, earth science faults, earthquakes, earthquake fan

Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Coffee Mug

tagged with: danger, nuclear fusion inside, nuclear fusion, sun, solar flare, astronomer, solar flare watcher, geek, humor, attitude, saying, warning, words and unwords, scientist, hot, physicist, nuclear physicist, stars

No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Plates

tagged with: wine grape berry, anatomy, anatomical, grape, berry, diagram, educational, biology, biological, words and unwords, scientific, wine grape, botany, botanical, fruit, attitude, geek, science, scientist, wine maker, educational resources

No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Coffee Mugs

tagged with: nikola tesla,wireless,genius,scientist,scientific man,does not aim,immediate result,lives,labors,words and unwords,inspirational,hopes,quote,quotation,physicist,wizard of wireless,advanced ideas,planter,future,lay the foundation

Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Custom Announcement

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, words and unwords, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone (Chemistry) Mugs

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, steroid, hormone, chemical molecule, geek, humor, athlete, pain, injury, saying, words and unwords, powered by

Showcase your wry educational and scientific sense of humor with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Cortisone is used to treat a variety of ailments via suppressing the immune system and thus, reducing inflammation and pain. Whether you an athlete that has been through injury or just a medical practitioner, make others do a double-take at what you are powered by with any of these "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone" gifts!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Trucker Hat

tagged with: decoder is my middle name,morse code,international morse code,morse,communication,pilot,amateur radio operator,words and unwords,decipher,dots and dashes,samuel morse,code,saying

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Business Cards

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatologists know their skin, anatomy, anatomical, dermatology, geek, humor, saying, skin, words and unwords, science, epidermis, truism, illustration, educational, skin layers, layers of skin, medical

Dermatologists will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry medical geek humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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I Live For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Postage Stamps

tagged with: physics, physicist, magnetism, moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, polarizing, i live for the moment, live for the moment, geek, words and unwords, science, scientist, magnetic, saying, truism, funny, quadrupole, science teacher, engineer, electrical engineer, live, truisms

Showcase your wry physics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Live For The Moment". Educational, scientific postage for all who live for the moment!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Tie

tagged with: beauty of a chess move,lies in the thought,chess,chess game,chess move,chess players,chess saying,chess attitude,chess thoughts,words and unwords,chess teachers,reflective chess set

Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Team Edison (Thomas Alva Edison) Mug

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Showcase your Team Edison side with any of these gifts featuring scientist and inventor Thomas Alva Edison. This vintage photo of Edison makes a great gift to scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all those who admire Thomas Edison's contributions to our modern well-lit world!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Mugs

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Beekeeper / apiarist humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three different life stages of the honey bee along with the following saying: "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages". Make others do a double-take at the stages of a honey bee today with a dose of beekeeper attitude!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Wall Clock

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, dna, dna replication, medical, medicine, biology, genes, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, gene lover, molecular biology, 'molecular, biologist, geneticist

No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".

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