Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Coffee Mug

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Beekeeper / apiarist humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three different life stages of the honey bee along with the following saying: "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages". Make others do a double-take at the stages of a honey bee today with a dose of beekeeper attitude!

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Yet Another Year Older Still Just As Twisted DNA Round Stickers

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Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward aging with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Yet Another Year Older ... And Still Just As Twisted". Makes a great birthday gift for any molecular biologist or scientist!

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Life Mergers & Acquisitions World Turducken Fish Mug

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No need to have worked in the dog-eat-dog -- or is the expression, fish-eat-fish? -- world to enjoy wry economics and psyche humor with any of these gifts featuring three fish -- with the smaller being swallowed by the larger one along with the following truism saying that anyone who knows about the corporate world can agree with: "Life In The Mergers & Acquisitions World Consists Of Many Turducken Events". Turducken is the gastronomic dish which is a form of engastration -- i.e., a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Lifestyle psyche humor gifts for all who have been affected by the many changes in their corporate world!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Mug

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Are you into the gestalt phenomenon in psychology? Showcase your wry optical illusion sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the classic emergence example of a dalmatian arising from various black and white dots. Comes with the following saying: "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". No need to be a psychologist or optical illusion fan to enjoy!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

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Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics Dry Erase Board

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Showcase your wry, twisted physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler Effect along with the double-entendre saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of physics: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Note: There is no error in the saying "Do Not Let Life Pass By You" as opposed to the common saying of "do not let life pass you by". You'll need to seize the moment with a dose of physics humor with any of these gifts that promote the study of physics! Memorable gifts for any physicist or physics teacher.

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The Original Fujita Scale Tetsuya Theodore Fujita Cloth Napkin

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The Fujita scale is a scale for rating tornado intensity, based on the damage tornadoes inflict on human-built structures and vegetation. No need to be a meteorologist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the technical details of the Fujita tornado intensity scale as originally devised by Tetsuya Theodore Fujita, as published in Satellite Mesometeorology Research Program Research Paper Number 91 in 1971. Memorable gifts for any tornado watcher!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Mug

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Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Coffee Mug

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Letterhead Design

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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Mugs

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No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Customized Letterhead

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No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock

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Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Case

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If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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